MetaFilter posts tagged with NORAD

Santa Claus is Coming to Town...

ericb — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:43:00 -0800

Since 1955 NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) has been tracking Santa's Christmas trek around the globe by way of radar, satellites, fighter jets and now Santa Cams. In addition to tracking via Google Maps, you can also follow his journey in 3D via Google Earth. Also, be sure to check the Santa Cams which capture video of the places he's already visited on his trip.

"Last year, NORAD's Santa tracking center answered 94,000 calls and responded to 10,000 e-mails. About 10.6 million visitors went to the Web site, which can be viewed in English, Spanish, French, Italian, German, Japanese and Chinese."^*

[Previously - 1, 2 , 3, 4.]

Santa visits some interesting places

zerobyproxy — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:19:25 -0800

Ho, ho, ho! Santa visits Iraq. Seen via NORAD. I am torn about this. Innocent seeming...but...I dunno. Thoughts?

How about global thermonuclear war?

grobstein — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 16:18:19 -0800

Cheyenne Mountain base on phased retirement . The Cheyenne Mountain headquarters of NORAD (etc.), hardened to survive multiple thermonuclear impacts, is being all but abandoned for a nearby facility that's cheaper to maintain. My prediction: apocalyptic war movies are going to lose a lot of visual oomph. [via Schneier]

"The truth, however, is all on tape."

kirkaracha — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:51:33 -0800

"The real story is actually better than the one we told." A Vanity Fair recounting of NORAD's response to the September 11 attacks, based on "30 hours of never-before-released tapes from the control room," isn't quite the same as what the Pentagon told the 9/11 Commission. Commission staffers "thought that e-mails and other evidence provided enough probable cause to believe that military and aviation officials violated the law by making false statements to Congress and to the commission."

Government assisted myth perpetuation

Mr_Zero — Sun, 25 Dec 2005 10:38:07 -0800

Of course santa is real, even NORAD tracks him. With large corporate sponsors and a long list of b-class celebrities (except for Mickey Rooney), how could any child doubt that santa exists. How can mass societal lies be any good for children? Does it teach them that everyone lies and is it the reason that most adults do?

Santa!

arse_hat — Thu, 23 Dec 2004 21:17:36 -0800

Watch the sky! He's coming soon! With fighter escort!

he's coming! look out!

amberglow — Tue, 24 Dec 2002 11:31:27 -0800

The world's most wanted man has embarked on his annual breaking-and-entering spree! Stop him before he reaches your house, using the power of NORAD. Track him as he wends his way around the world...(see! Missile-defense technology IS good for something!)

wendell — Thu, 21 Dec 2000 12:09:09 -0800

Santa Claus is Coming to Town, and the US Military is watching him. It's NORAD's annual "Santa Tracking" PR campaign, reporting that Father Xmas appears to be flight testing his reindeer earlier this year (a prudent move, if you've seen "Olive, the Other Reindeer", my new favorite Holiday TV trifle). No Grinch sightings, however (he's gotten enough publicity, thank you). Now, the only unanswered question is: Will W.'s proposed Missile Defense System (TM) pose a risk to the Clausman? (And are Rogue Countries (TM) making missiles shaped like sleighs?)