Paris Hilton's sidekick hacked -
(NSFW) photos that were on it and her entire address book. complete with topless photos and email address!
THE SITE OF MOVIE MAGAZINES has it all...
Whether you like Continental Film Review
, Trash Times
, or Sleazioid Express
, if it's low-budget, they probably have it.
ATTN: Magazines mostly NSFW, unless your tastes run more towards the Christian Filmworks
Teenage Mutant Ninja Pornography
(Windows Media, 3MB, not safe for work)
Let's say you're MacGyver and you were stuck in a room with 3 Bar Stools and the only way out is through a ceiling window.
What would you do? Well... that's certainly an option I suppose. There's plenty of other useful tips for the cunning do-it-yourselfer at Homemade Sex Toys. I assume it would be a smart idea to have some Boy Butter on hand
before you try the one with the PVC Pipe. It's all possibly easier than the real thing, which seems unecessarily loud
. All Links NSFW
Improve your profanity
with the aid of the guides and dictionaries in this Guardian compendium
. As item 10 notes, the term zuffle
is too crude to be described up front (and possibly NSFW, if your boss is looking over your shoulder), but it's a fascinating concept nonetheless.
Bailey + Rankin Down Under
- Exhibition now showing in London. Beautiful? Shocking? Most striking is the contrast created between related subject matter by two of the world's top photographers. NSFW (unless you work in either a gynaecologists or a top model agency).
My Job Sucks!
day at the 'ole meatgrinder
'? Well, I was thinking the same thing and came home frustrated, looking for a way
my... frustrations ... dammit
Hunting for a wife?
I want a foreign one, please. With nice Christian values. Can you make that happen?
Boobscan - the name sums it up.
Personally I prefer this to the nobscan site posted the other day. Just sharing in the name of gender equality. (Warning: if it's not obvious enough, this link will lead to a site featuring nudity - maracas on the glass plate to be exact.)
Pre-internet, it was used to drop your pants and sit down in the office photocopier. Now you can scan your nob
and display it proudly to the rest of the world. Now I guess this is what they really meant about the Internet bringing great progress to the world...
(Disclaimer: kids probably shouldn't see this)