MetaFilter posts tagged with NSFW and penis

The duck's penis

chorltonmeateater — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:42:28 -0800

Carl Zimmer on the duck's incredibly long, corkscrew-shaped, ballistic penis.

My tale is rich with deep scientific significance, resplendent with surprising insights into how evolution works, far beyond the banalities of “survival of the fittest,” off in a realm of life where sexual selection and sexual conflict work like a pair sculptors drunk on absinthe, transforming biology into forms unimaginable. But this story is also accompanied with video. High-definition, slow-motion duck sex video. And I would imagine that the sight of spiral-shaped penises inflating in less than a third of second might be considered in some quarters to be not exactly safe for work. It’s certainly not appropriate for ducklings.

[As Carl says, video links are possibly NSFW.] Ed Yong has another good write-up of the same subject at Not Exactly Rocket Science.

intimate

four panels — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 19:21:11 -0800

The BBC attaches cameras to the genitals of a man and woman. Sex ensues. NSFW Google video.

what a bunch of dicks

jessamyn — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 21:06:35 -0800

Swine penis. Swine Penis. Swine penis. Penis whine. Penis wine. [a little nsfw]

"WARNING: HORSE COCK"

madamjujujive — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:27:48 -0800

The penis project. (NSFW) An art project by Sue Long. "At Long's house, penises are everywhere. Cluttering the bedroom floor, standing erect on bookshelves, sticking out of potted plants, sprinkled throughout her back yard. Everywhere you turn, a penis is staring at you." (via oink)

A feeling of warmth, security and self-esteem.

If I Had An Anus — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:24:28 -0800

Ever wish you weren't circumsized? (NSFW) The SenSlip is a very flexible garment for the penis. It is available in Caucasian Pink (mid-brown and dark brown colours will be available soon). Make sure you check out the video demo. [via]

Penis-Unicorns

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:08:04 -0800

Jeff's Magical World of Penis-Unicorns [warning: background midi (and unicorns with penises on their heads)]

Cast members.

crunchland — Mon, 17 Feb 2003 20:10:40 -0800

Cast Members. NSFW

Girlzone Naughty Stuff

madamjujujive — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:24:20 -0800

Tickling the ivories - uh-oh, bad girl post! This mpg video clip is just too darn fun not to share, but it is definitely nsfw, which is why I am posting it pre-Friday. But hear me, you will get fired if you open this at work! I mean it! just doing my bit to dispel the boyzone myth

betobeto — Thu, 19 Apr 2001 15:10:54 -0800

Weenies galore: Pre-internet, it was used to drop your pants and sit down in the office photocopier. Now you can scan your nob and display it proudly to the rest of the world. Now I guess this is what they really meant about the Internet bringing great progress to the world...

(Disclaimer: kids probably shouldn't see this)