For the very first time, the sales of one million sex toys and 45,000 of their reviews have been analysed to reveal what we do in our most intimate and uninhibited moments. Research
by Jon Millward, who also brought us Deep Inside
) [All links NSFW]
“Hey,” I said to my boyfriend. “So I need to do something weird to your dick later.” I thought for a second and then added, “It’s for work,” as if that somehow made it better. My boyfriend nodded curiously. “It’s a grapefruit. I need to put a grapefruit on your dick. I’m sorry.”
Gabrielle Moss tries the grapefruit blowjob technique
as recommended by Auntie Angel. NSFW. [more inside]
So there you are, having sex, on top of a guy, and you’re probably naked, and that’s, you know, that’s great. But now you’re wondering how to move around up there. Well, this one time I had sex once, and I was on top. I would get tired and fall across the body of the woman I was plowing love into. I got a cramp and, trying to get off, dug my elbows into her rib cage, which made her scream in pain. I thought that was an orgasm, so then I orgasmed, and then it was over. I blew it big time there. Just don’t do that. [more inside]
Why are Christians so concerned about sex?
When English interpretations of the New Testament talk about ‘sexual immorality’ they are really translating the Greek word porneia (πορνεία), it’s used almost every time the topic of sex comes up and often when talking about the worst sins in general. If you can really grok what Paul was talking about as he uses the root for the word over and over again (it appears 32 times in the New Testament) then the rest falls into place. Now porneia has always been translated into Latin as fornication, while being understood by many conservatives to just be a 1:1 stand in for ‘any sexual expression not between husband and wife’. However, Porneia in post-classical Corinthian Greek did not mean generic sexual sin, or even sex outside of marriage, at all exactly and neither did fornication in actual Latin. The truth, like in many things, is a little bit more complicated and a lot more interesting.
TRIGGER WARNINGS AHEAD FOR DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL EXPLOITATION IN CLASSICAL GREECE, ALSO AN NSFW VASE. (SFW version
[via mefi projects
In the UK Guardian: Eight passages of raunchy prose
are in contention for Literary Review's bad sex in fiction award. [some passages are ikky to read] [more inside]
is a Japanese game show in which a gay man tries to force a straight man to orgasm. (Link is to Huffpo Article, and relatively sfw. Video within the link, not so much.) [more inside]
Mumsnet, the popular
social network of (mainly UK) parents, suffered traffic load issues today
due to a post-coital hygiene question
. [more inside]
Oh Joy, Sex Toy!
(NSFW), is a comic concerned with "reviews of everything
that relates to sex, sexuality and the sex industry. From toys to workshops to birth control and much more, no stone will be left unturned, no vibrator left unused, no nipple left unpinched," by Erika Moen
) [more inside]
is the world's first alarm clock specifically designed to wake you up smiling. By waking you with pleasure. "The raciest alarm clock in the world." [more inside]
"It strikes me, as I look down at the Realtouch device nuzzling my crotch like a baby goat sucking on a bottle, that I'm now effectively masturbating professionally."
Loz Blain "road-tests" the male sex aid of the future, today
The Hammer is a light-up dildo that's muscle controlled.
Or a test your strength game for your vagina or anus. Kristen Stubbs, Ph.D. is a roboticist who runs The Toymaker Project
, "a place to think about technological empowerment with respect to sexuality, gender and pleasure." Likely NSFW.
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- a look at Russ Meyer's finest film. (possibly NSFW)
Does having sex with you entail becoming married, whether legally, magically, physiologically, or some other de facto permanent relationship? Y/N If Yes, please describe our new life together.
It's an unpredictable dating world out there when you're a fanfiction protagonist. With the proliferation of anonymous kink memes
populated by imaginative, trope-savvy slashers
and other fan-writers (usually women), you can never be quite sure when your next amorous encounter in fic may veer into the dubiously probable or physically impossible. Luckily for sexually-active fic-heroes everywhere, fan-writers Coruscera and Linbot have created a helpful meta-fandom survey to ensure your future romantic interludes run smoothly for all partners involved:
"Special Circumstances Questionnaire for Sexual Partners (Male): Long Form
[NSFW for explicit sexual language. Possible trigger warnings for discussion of sexual consent and very unusual sexual practices.]
's illustrated (and explained) animal mating habits
. [somewhat NSFW]
Clayton Cubitt's Hysterical Literature
is a video project where women seem to reach orgasm simply by reading a favorite passage from a book. Session 1 features alt-porn star Stoya
reading Supervert's "Necrophilia Variations
", while session 2
features Alicia reading Walt Whitman's "Leaves of Grass
". Stoya's thoughts on the project
, and Supervert's thoughts
. (all NSFW)
The scarily honest animated facts of life for teens
A disturbingly blunt and beautifully animated short film about the horrifying changes brought about by puberty. Part of the "Teen Facts
" exhibit at the NEMO Science Center in Amsterdam. (via everlasting blort
Fuck Paintings, by Betty Tompkins [NSFW] The large scale photorealistic paintings of heterosexual intercourse which Betty Tompkins made between 1969 and 1974 were practically unknown when they were exhibited together for the first time in New York in 2002. The idea of sex without a hint of modesty or mediation was too much to handle (nsfw) in a day and age when the word “hell” (not uttered on television until 1967) raised eyebrows and Penthouse was the scourge of morality for showing pubic hair (1969). It’s no surprise, then, that Tompkins originally titled her series Joined Forms in an earnest — albeit tongue-in-cheek — appeal to fit within the period [more inside]
In May, YouTube announced they would be hosting
a lineup of original video channels, in a possible attempt to compete with network and cable television. Among the new offerings was WIGS
, the (NSFW
) brainchild of director/producer/writers Jon Avnet and Rodrigo Garcia, of original, scripted dramatic series and short films exploring female characters. [more inside]
Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure
, from 1928, is considered to be one of the first pornographic cartoons. It is certainly one of the strangest
"Like his legendary Hogg, The Mad Man, and the million-seller Dhalgren, Samuel R. Delany’s
major new novel Through the Valley of the Nest of Spiders
—explicit, poetic, philosophical, and, yes, shocking—propels readers into a gay sexual culture unknown to most urban gay men and women, a network of rural gay relations—with the twist that this one is supported by the homophile Kyle Foundation, started in the early 1980s by a black multi-millionaire, Robert Kyle III, to improve the lives of black gay men." [more inside]
Compared to some species, human sex is boring
, as Roxy Drew shows in this comic. NSFW, unless you work with kinky giraffes.
In 1962, the Mansfield (Ohio) Police Department stationed officers armed with a movie camera behind a two-way mirror in a public restroom known for its "cruisy" atmosphere. With the help of the footage shot, dozens of men were arrested, prosecuted, and convicted on sodomy
charges, which at the time carried mandatory minimum sentences of a year in prison. In 2007, the original surveillance footage was obtained by filmmaker William
. He's screened the unedited 56 minute film as Tearoom
at festivals and museums the world over, providing a clandestine look at the scrutiny small-town Midwestern gay men faced in the 1960's. [warning
material lies beyond most links] [more inside]
Do they have odor?
Is there a difference between warrior and drone aliens?
How could they survive in the same form for such a long time (thousand years?) when actually they are changing their genetic code with every new host?
These are just a few of the posts on the website Alien Experience
, which covers everything about the Alien and Predator creatures and movies.
But maybe you're looking for something a little different for your Xenomorph interest, something kinkier? Then read below the fold, where all links should be considered NSFW. [more inside]
, a "female friendly sex toy boutique," in Portland, Ore., has a great blog where they post comprehensive guides, among other things, on less-often addressed sex and sex-toy issues like the sex toy cleaning guide
, Lube 101
, how to use a cock ring
, and the lowdown on Kegel exercises
. Probably NSFW.
Estranged Sex, by photographer Sandra Torralba
(extremely NSFW). "With a broad and holistic understanding of sexuality and sex and after years of honest and stark introspection and reflection upon existence and society begins “Estranged Sex”: a work about a sexuality that is both strange and estranged, natural and alienated." [more inside]
Nervous s/he isn't game to watch midget porn and might judge you for your interest in it? Enter Mojo Upgrade
. (contains nsfw text) [more inside]
This post is a) NSFW or grandmothers, b) Derivative of previous stuff on Metafilter. Having said that, here goes: Canada is a Spanish production company. They do ads, fashion and the best videos I've seen in a very long time. You'd do well to start here
. [more inside]
This is CTRL+W33D
it is a gay weirdness tumblr blog. It is NSFW.
Three hokey lingerie shots on my bed
would take all of five minutes to shoot and upload to Erotic Services, and whenever I had enough business, I could take the ad down. It would be like I—or “Sarah,” the kinky temp who loved to blow off work early and meet men for anonymous “encounters”—had never existed. (NSFW)
Not Safe For Work writings by Chelesa G. Summers
are below the fold. [more inside]
Perhaps it's not surprising, given their intrinsic connection: sex and parenthood come together in Moms in Babeland
, a blog run by the eponymous sex toy boutique (NSFW, obvs)
. [more inside]
, former evangelical missionary, and “Rent-a-meanie” the Twisted Monk: "I guess is some ways, I’m finally fulfilling the calling I had when I was a kid and being that evangelist, changing the world one bedroom at a time.
[most links contain no nudity but might be NSFW anyway] [more inside]
Carl Zimmer on the duck's incredibly long, corkscrew-shaped, ballistic penis.
My tale is rich with deep scientific significance, resplendent with surprising insights into how evolution works, far beyond the banalities of “survival of the fittest,” off in a realm of life where sexual selection and sexual conflict work like a pair sculptors drunk on absinthe, transforming biology into forms unimaginable. But this story is also accompanied with video. High-definition, slow-motion duck sex video. And I would imagine that the sight of spiral-shaped penises inflating in less than a third of second might be considered in some quarters to be not exactly safe for work. It’s certainly not appropriate for ducklings.
[As Carl says, video links are possibly NSFW.] [more inside]
Recently, there have been a host of websites that delight in exposing the inanity and stupidity of our society. There is the granddaddy, Overheard in New York
, which recounts silly conversations heard in the Big Apple, as well as a host of similar
There are now a variety of such websites, dedicated to different aspects of our society. [more inside]
Reproduction Cycle Among Unicellular Life Forms Under the Rocks Of Mars
A 9-minute claymation exploration of the various reproductive stages of the Martian peenworm, so crucial to our nuclear beer and the Martian war. [Some monster nudity, simulated stop-motion sex] [via] [more inside]
is a French-language blog on erotic art in a wide variety of eras and styles. (NSFW)
Romance tourism, with predominantly middle-aged heterosexual white European and American women looking for younger black men, is flourishing. Short TV documentary
on the phenomenon; long documentary
taking issue with the hijacking of Rastafarianism by the "Rent-a-dreads"; comedy skit
on rent-a-dreads, complete with offensive finale; Grenadian newspaper article
blaming HIV spread on sex tourists; discussed by academics
; and don't forget the classic film portrayals in How Stella Got Her Groove Back
and Vers le Sud/Heading South
. [more inside]
, the Path of Masculine Power
, [parts of the site NSFW] was created by a 25 year old guy in LA, who put together his ideas on dating and life advice. The site has a number of his articles on various topics that might be interesting to both men and women such as Are Any of These 5 Energy Vampires Draining Your Life
? There are also informative links to Female Orgasm Mastery
with explicit instructions on how to stimulate the G-Spot
[NSFW], definitely [more inside]