Patrick Moote's marriage proposal was rejected in front of a large crowd at a UCLA basketball game. When he asked his former girlfriend why, she told him it was because his penis was too small
, which led to him creating a cockumentary called Unhung Hero. [more inside]
Many people have wondered about Metafilter over the years.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Metafilter had human body parts?
Wonder no longer. NSFW
Metafilter's anus: The Elite Restless Labyrinth
. [more inside]
Mumsnet, the popular
social network of (mainly UK) parents, suffered traffic load issues today
due to a post-coital hygiene question
. [more inside]
"this is not a bad dick pic, but it suffers from some classic mistakes. the first is that you’ve gone for basically a full-tilt bird’s eye view, which makes me feel like i’m you and i’m looking down on my own dick. the second is that the lighting/flash is highlighting the head of your dick in a slightly alarming, “whoah there” way, and your dick pic, like most dick pics, would benefit from some softer lighting." [NSFW]
Critiquing your dick pics with love
, where "the size of your dick is not determinative of your ability to take a good dick pic, and i will never grade you down on the basis of your size."
Cocks (almost) don't have a penis, a trait common to 97% of bird species, but they can grow one when the expression of the Bmp4 gene is prevented
. The expression of this gene causes the percursor of the phallus in the chick embryo to undergo apoptosis (cell death) and Bmp genes are also involved in 3 other bird traits: feather development
and beak shape
. In penis-less bird species, copulation requires a sex maneuver nicknamed the cloacal kiss
) which requires a full cooperation of the female
(3 min of tender parrot sex
). In species where males have a penis, like ducks, females are less lucky: the coevolution of the rather convoluted morphology
of male and female genitalia has been hypothezised to occur through sexual conflict
]. The evolutionary mechanisms that drove phallus reduction in most birds species are still unknown.
explains the duck penis
Researchers have found that size does matter
as it relates to overall proportions of the male body (PNAS link
"Elaborate greetings are the norm, I’ve found, when one enters a Central African village. So it was a surprise when I noticed that many people weren’t shaking hands the morning I arrived in Tiringoulou, a town of about 2,000 people in one of the remotest corners of the Central African Republic, in March 2010. I soon found out the reason: the day before, a traveler passing through town on a Sudanese merchant truck had, with a simple handshake, removed two men’s penises
." [more inside]
So, you own a Penis Cake Pan, but the Bachelorette Party is over
, I'm sure you're thinking, "What am I going to do with this penis pan?" Well, I'll show you! Here at Penis Pans.com, I've put together some examples of other cakes you can make with your penis pan.
The Great Wall of Vagina
an exhibition by English artist Jamie McCartney
described as a revolutionary with a bucket of plaster
Included in the exhibition is Physical Photography
which brings echoes of Cynthia Plaster Caster
Then there are Great Wall of Vagina Videos
For those wanting a cast of their vagina the artist Mearle Gates is the man to turn to.
For any parent concerned about what their teen does online, the huge popularity of the young man you are about to meet
may be deeply disturbing. [more inside]
(yt) (nsfw) - a 1976 documentary about H.R. Giger with music by Joel Vandroogenbroeck of the Brainticket
Daddy has a...what now
? When were you going to tell me this?! [NSFW]
One of the results of unlimited internet porn is that guys invariably compare their own members to those they see on the net. And lots of them aren't happy.
There's a map for that.
If you're looking for a graphic (in a SFW way of speaking) of Penis size around the world...Read it and weep... or what's in the water in Bolivia.
Phallus paintings and wood carvings were ubiquitous, like red chilies, all over Bhutan. But now they are fading as Bhutan undergoes prudish self-censorship They come in various sizes, color schemes and embellishments. Some have ribbons tied around them like jovial holiday presents. Others are coiled by daunting dragons. A few even have eyes. They typically feature hairy testicles, from the neatly trimmed to full-on Yeti-style. And, of course, all are fully erect.
“Oh, golly,” said an elderly woman visiting from Seattle, when she stepped off the bus in the Punakha valley and found herself surrounded by an alarming concentration of penis imagery, set against a magnificent Himalayan backdrop. [more inside]
[Probably NSFW] Alan Bennett responds to Penis Enlargement spam
. [more inside]
[NSFW] High Contrast Cock
: High resolution photos of my cock and foreskin. (via
) [more inside]
Carl Zimmer on the duck's incredibly long, corkscrew-shaped, ballistic penis.
My tale is rich with deep scientific significance, resplendent with surprising insights into how evolution works, far beyond the banalities of “survival of the fittest,” off in a realm of life where sexual selection and sexual conflict work like a pair sculptors drunk on absinthe, transforming biology into forms unimaginable. But this story is also accompanied with video. High-definition, slow-motion duck sex video. And I would imagine that the sight of spiral-shaped penises inflating in less than a third of second might be considered in some quarters to be not exactly safe for work. It’s certainly not appropriate for ducklings.
[As Carl says, video links are possibly NSFW.] [more inside]
- an anthology of short fiction published on a USB flash drive shaped like a penis. Sample story
. More on the concept without pictures of plastic penises
. (Safe for workness may vary)
If you want a vaginal orgasm, according to a new study size does matter
. But is there a hidden agenda behind the study? [more inside]
Australian scientists have found the world's oldest penis
. Published Monday in the online version of Nature
, the discovery of the 400 million-year-old clasper in an ancient fish specimen shows that animals were gettin' it on earlier than previously thought. Says one study author, "We were surprised because it's so big. We were expecting something smaller." SFW
Why is the penis shaped like that? [T]he human penis is actually an impressive “tool” in the truest sense of the word, one manufactured by nature over hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution. You may be surprised to discover just how highly specialized a tool it is. Furthermore, you’d be amazed at what its appearance can tell us about the nature of our sexuality.
60-foot penis painted on roof
Sorry. I tried to resist posting this, I really did. But you don't see that headline every day. And then I discovered it was not the first
. And then I stopped laughing when I read what this "Christian" blogger
thought about it. Then I read the subsequent comments and also this page
and felt better again. And as a headline it beats all of these
Is it a slide or a large uncircumsised appendage?
Advances in playground technology - what will they think of next? (via BuzzFeed
According to Ilechukwu, an epidemic of penis theft swept Nigeria between 1975 and 1977.
Then there seemed to be a lull until 1990, when the stealing resurged. “Men could be seen in the streets of Lagos holding on to their genitalia either openly or discreetly with their hand in their pockets,” Ilechukwu wrote. “Women were also seen holding on to their breasts directly or discreetly, by crossing the hands across the chest. . . . Vigilance and anticipatory aggression were thought to be good prophylaxes. This led to further breakdown of law and order.” In a typical incident, someone would suddenly yell: Thief! My genitals are gone! Then a culprit would be identified, apprehended, and, often, killed.
, has gripped the streets of Kinshasa, Congo
. Unlike the 1967 Koro Epidemic in Singapore
, which was blamed on tainted pork, the afflicted men in Kinshasa have blamed the psychosomatic penile shrinkage on witchcraft by a rival sect, and responded with attempted lynchings. In order to prevent bloodshed of the kind seen in Ghana a decade ago
, police have responded by apprehending the alleged sorcerers
. [more inside]
Does Your Penis Smell Perfect? Have you ever asked yourself: "Why is it that no matter how much time and effort I put into washing my penis in the shower, I still get that awful whiff of a rancid smell throughout the day, or even right after a shower?" Nodoro
has the solution. There are commercials (Are they real or parodies?) here
The marine flatworm Pseudobiceros hancockanus
engages in penis fencing [video]
. SFW, I guess, unless your boss is a super uptight nudibranch
BYT: A lot of our readers at Brightest Young Things are young women. Is there a main thrust of Vagina Power that you want to communicate directly to them?
It was just this morning, on the prompting of a friend, that I found myself examining Alexyss Tylor's Vagina Power
again, including our home grown transcript
of her vagina power philosophy. Maybe it's just a coincidence, but when I tuned into my favorite website
about the D.C. social scene this morning, I fell off my chair
The Power of the Penis
[YouTube],[NSFW]. I'm sorry for making my first post ever a single link YouTube post, but this Atlanta Public Access TV clip is the most educational video I have ever seen. Alexyss Tylor hosts a show on 'Vagina Power 'and 'Penis Power' with her mother. It's about 9 minutes of true insight - women, don't let men hit the bottom or use their penis as a weapon! Separate the love, the orgasm, and the penis, OK? Make sure he buys you the shrimp plate though!