"Old Weird America", you say? I got some right here for ya: Oh, My Pretty Monkey, by Kelly Harrell. [more inside]
The most colorful clock/time-waster that'll brighten up your day, albeit slowly: What Colour Is It?
In response to WWE.com posting a not-really-that-accurate list of the 50 Most Beautiful People In WWE History (warning: awful slideshow), Brandon Stroud of Withleather assembled an all-star cast of beauty/wrestling experts, including Grantland.com's David Shoemaker, Clark Duke of Hot Tub Time Machine and professional Batmanologist Chris Sims, and with science has composed a a more accurate response list.
Photographer Stefano Bonazzi's series Smoke, where nude subjects vanish into the air.
Smart Pretty and Awkward is a daily blog in which Molly Ford shares advice on how to be smarter, prettier, and (less) awkward.
Draw to the music. I have no idea what this is about, but it's kind of pretty. (Music starts instantly once main page loads.)
ISS EarthKam. Loads and loads of stunningly beautiful pictures of Earth. I recommend the search by feature feature.
Aerial Photography — Interiors — Air Conditioners of Philadelphia — Spaces and other beautiful and, the word I would use would be formal Photography on file magazine. A flash interface, but not too annoying.