23 posts tagged with Toddler.
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triplets+toddler -- multitasking
posted by HuronBob on Feb 7, 2016 - 65 comments

"Ollie, you traitor!"

Toddler GoPro Hide-and-Seek
A mom, a dad, a kid, a camera, and a very special appearance by Ollie the dog!
posted by Atom Eyes on Feb 4, 2016 - 13 comments

Interview With A Toddler

"Why don't toddlers help the family financially?" (SYTL) "The dad discovers why toddlers don’t help the family financially, and the real reason little Amalah can’t sleep through the night." [more inside]
posted by ramix on Jan 7, 2016 - 22 comments

Halloween with A Toddler: Fiction vs Fact

Halloween with A Toddler: Fiction vs Fact. "You should know that if you consume your child's Halloween stash, they have technically worked for you as an independent contractor and therefore need to be given payment/W-9 or you are committing tax fraud."
posted by odinsdream on Oct 28, 2015 - 77 comments

The Rise of Extreme Daycare

In the garden of Dee’s Tots Childcare, amid the sunflowers, cornstalks, and plastic cars, a three-year-old girl with beads in her braids and a two-year-old blond boy are shimmying. These are Deloris Hogan’s 6:45 p.m. pick-ups. Nearby, also dancing, are four kids who won’t be picked up until late at night, as well as two “overnight babies,” as Deloris calls them. Dee’s Tots stays open 24 hours a day, seven days a week; the children’s parents work unconventional hours, producing an unexpected cycle of drop-offs and reunions. One afternoon in August, the kids bounce on the center’s inflatable castles, rustle around at the sand tables, and eat a watermelon snack. Then it gets dark.
posted by internet fraud detective squad, station number 9 on Jan 9, 2015 - 52 comments

Yay, Cimman!

Just your Sunday morning dose of cute from a horse and her little girl. [more inside]
posted by drlith on Nov 9, 2014 - 20 comments

Cutest. Deadpool. Ever.

Presenting Princess Deadpool.
posted by divabat on Apr 4, 2014 - 15 comments


25 Things you should know about life with a toddler. [more inside]
posted by Lord_Pall on Mar 25, 2014 - 143 comments

The Cute is strong in this one.

Adorable toddler sees no problem with cookies. [SLYT] [more inside]
posted by Mogur on Mar 19, 2014 - 24 comments

Getting Shit Done

A new iteration of the august tradition of fictional Amazon.com product reviews has arrived: The 2-in-1iPotty Activity Seat for iPad. (scroll down for reviews)
posted by The Whelk on Dec 9, 2013 - 36 comments

John would've liked this one...

Best Beatles cover ever. [more inside]
posted by flapjax at midnite on Jun 5, 2013 - 30 comments

2yo boy picks lock to sister's room in the night, steals her toys

Her parents were skeptical that her two year old sibling could really be doing this, so they set up a webcam to see what really happened in the night. Here's the proof. More details at the local news site - the girl locked her own door to try and keep her brother out, and he's using a pair of nail clippers to pick the lock.
posted by Joh on Mar 27, 2013 - 49 comments

Da Cush a Puhson Owl Tee

A complilation of a 2 year old wrestling fan's WWE wrestler impersonations from CM Punk to Kane. (SLYT)
posted by ShawnStruck on Jan 30, 2013 - 8 comments

Why did I pee pee in daddy's work bag? Better question: Why are we always out of crackers?

"Look mom. I can tell from the way you haven’t looked me in the eye since fetching me from my crib well before dawn that you’re upset about last night. Waking up every 45 minutes to 1.5 hours isn’t easy for me either. In my defense, my blanket really did keep coming off, I was thirsty, and…I can’t remember the other reasons, but I’m sure they were equally valid." The Honest Toddler is blogging about his experiences as a child, from helping mommy get potty trained to his view of one-year-olds to organizing the 34th Annual Toddler Unification Conference. His "The Truth About Car Sleep" is particularly brilliant. He also dispenses his wisdom via twitter.
posted by jbickers on Jun 11, 2012 - 38 comments

This is more precious than it has any right to be.

A toddler finds a dead squirrel. Cuteness ensues. [SLYT]
posted by thsmchnekllsfascists on May 11, 2011 - 178 comments

Extended Breastfeeding.

How old is too old to be breastfed? [more inside]
posted by gman on Apr 12, 2009 - 177 comments


Emily + Rishi = BFF. [more inside]
posted by piratebowling on Dec 18, 2008 - 40 comments

Knee Bouncers

Knee Bouncers: something fun for the itty bitty ones. [more inside]
posted by Pater Aletheias on Jun 25, 2008 - 25 comments

Breakdancing Toddler

The Amazing Breakdancing Toddler [youtube]
posted by srboisvert on Mar 26, 2007 - 22 comments

Miles gets stuck in the cat door

Let's not do that again, okay? Little Miles gets hung up in a cat door. [Quicktime requiring ActiveX] via
posted by onlyconnect on Feb 27, 2007 - 42 comments

Adopted family values

The Evan Parker Scott case bears more than a passing resemblance to the Baby Richard case of several years ago. Once more, a toddler who barely knows what's going on is being confiscated by the parent who gave him up in the first place. Is the domestic adoption system broken?
posted by u.n. owen on Dec 27, 2004 - 13 comments

Swedish toddler, home alone, dies of malnutrition and dehydration while druggie Mom is in police custody. Two thousand turn out for the funeral, and Switzerland engages in an orgy of national anguish. Anybody think this incident would cause the same kind of soul-searching in the U.S.? Or would Americans shrug it off?
posted by luser on Jun 21, 2001 - 23 comments

Training toddlers to compete.

Training toddlers to compete. This reminds me of the Dilbert episode where Dogbert holds training sessions for toddlers. I know parents often want to realize themselves through their children, but aren't we going a bit overboard here?
posted by jedrek on Sep 5, 2000 - 4 comments

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