I LOVE YOU CHEETOS
posted on Jun 13, 2008 - View this thread

Video of a man going totally beserk in a Russian office. Cellphone video here, w/ audio.
posted on Jun 3, 2008 - View this thread

To Whom It May Concern: If you are reading this then I can only assume that you have removed the pond under which this note is buried...
posted on May 31, 2008 - View this thread

The uncanny valley just got deeper. "Treat yourself to the perfect woman."
posted on May 27, 2008 - View this thread

Like sea monkeys in your pants! Entomological blogger Bug Girl (previously) debunked a web site touting the benefits of giant Japanese non-biting genital lice as personal "pets" (they just live happily in your underwear. It’s so COOL! They grow, and have families. You can feel em living and crawling around!). She dismissed it as a hoax. So the site's author sent her a sample.
posted on May 7, 2008 - View this thread

"1 Crunchwrap Supreme + 1 OCTO-MAC + 20 or so Taco Bell Fire Sauce packets + Taco Bell Cheese Sauce + Bacos + Garfield's Macaroni & Beef + A splash of Jim Beam + Approximately 2 cups of salsa = GODKILLER, for why else would it exist but to kill God?"
posted on Apr 2, 2008 - View this thread

Rain + server room in basement = nerd horror
posted on Apr 2, 2008 - View this thread

Erotic Falconry
posted on Feb 29, 2008 - View this thread

Doctors successfully removed a two-inch nail from a man's genitals yesterday. Doctors pulled the nail out of his urethra on their first attempt and later said the man could have died if the object had not been spotted on X-ray. The man had admitted himself to SMC on Sunday night with extreme abdominal pain and was unable to speak. The man told doctors the last thing he remembered was having something sprayed in his face and being fondled by one of his assailants before he blacked out.
posted on Feb 14, 2008 - View this thread

"I'm going to kill myself in 90 days." A blogger calling herself "Jane" sets up a blog to chronicle her final 90 days, and is calling on the internet for suggestions on how to do it. Disturbed blogger? Or another "viral campaign" for something soon to be revealed?
posted on Feb 10, 2008 - View this thread

How to win at the internet: Horse mask? Check. Wild mushrooms? Check. Improbable thongs and partial nudity? Check. Dancing? Check. Craziest goddamn thing I've ever seen on the internet? Absolutely. As if I even need to say it, this isn't safe for work, for human consumption, or retaining what few shreds of sanity you believe that you may still cling to.
posted on Jan 23, 2008 - View this thread

Crazy Rulers of the World: The Men Who Stare at Goats - A rather clear look at attempts to use the paranormal in the US military. (Part 2: Funny Torture, Part 3: Psychic Foot Soldiers)
posted on Nov 26, 2007 - View this thread

Household Hacker offers a growing variety of bizarrely improbable or impossible "hacks" using household items. How many errors can you spot?
posted on Nov 23, 2007 - View this thread

Project Pterosaur The goal of Project Pterosaur is to mount an expedition to locate and bring back to the United States living specimens of pterosaurs or their fertile eggs, which will be displayed in a Pterosaur Rookery that will be the center piece of the planned Fellowship Creation Science Museum and Research Institute (FCSMRI). Although, sadly, it may not be real.
posted on Oct 29, 2007 - View this thread

Guy playing a guitar on a trampoline.
posted on Oct 29, 2007 - View this thread

"The Passion narrative is a coded description of the attempted rape of Jesus by pygmies." -- David S. Katz in his book The Occult Tradition, discussing the, uh, theozoological work of völkisch "philosopher" Jörg Lanz von Liebenfels (1874-1954). Oh, he also has Firepower 4+ (pdf).
posted on Oct 22, 2007 - View this thread

Dude, pop that zit.
posted on Oct 21, 2007 - View this thread

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
posted on Sep 10, 2007 - View this thread

BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG is a musical composition by the inimitable Dan Deacon, dubbed by his local paper as part vaudeville ham, part electronica genius. Take a tour of Dan's thrift-store electronic keyboard and read his answers to stupid questions in Ignore Magazine. via Miss Cellania
posted on Aug 14, 2007 - View this thread

Make love not war? The Pentagon confirms that it was researching the possibility of a "gay bomb" that could "turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting." BBC discusses this and other unorthodox U.S. weapons proposals.
posted on Jun 9, 2007 - View this thread

Little Mukesh is the most badass kid in his nursery. His little friends all have pet dogs, cats, ponies, goats, you know... same old thing. But not Mukesh! No no no! His parents got him a pet COBRA! (Albeit clearly defanged. I mean, he is a baby & all.)
WARNING: Do not click link if you don't want to see a bare-butted baby piss off a spitting cobra.
posted on May 8, 2007 - View this thread

The Codpiece [coral cache] - An illustrated review of what is quite possibly one of the worst comic books of all time. (Not safe for anyone.)
posted on Mar 10, 2007 - View this thread

How not to drive a Humvee in traffic in Baghdad.
posted on Jan 27, 2007 - View this thread

In 1982 "Lawnchair" Larry Walters tied about 40-45 4' helium-filled weather balloons to a Sears lawnchair and launched himself from San Pedro, California to rise to over 16,000 feet. Here is the audio recording of the CB communications of that flight, available with much more information from this page via markbarry.com.
(Warnings: Audio is Real Audio - use Real Alternative. First half of audio may contain recordings of extremely panicked and strident girlfriend.)
posted on Dec 23, 2006 - View this thread

TimeCube HoloCube. Warning: May contain parabolic mirrors and unlatched electronic components.
posted on Sep 10, 2006 - View this thread

Job? Fuck it. from Packard Jennings. Also, A Day At The Mall. (Mildly NSFW due to cartoon nudity and copulation. But, screw it, y'know? via.)
posted on Jul 11, 2006 - View this thread

News Filter - In 2003 the Bush administration rejected an Iranian offer to recognize Israel, end support of Palestinian terror organizations, help out in Iraq, and talk about their nuclear program.
posted on Jun 18, 2006 - View this thread

The Typing of the Dead was a much loved game for the Dreamcast and PC. The out of print PC game was once available at the venerable Home of the Underdogs, but their site is borked after their domain expired, due to their insanely restrictive .htaccess referer blocking.

Alas! Have no fear: Some kind soul upped it to the Pirate Bay, where I'm currently seeding it.
posted on Mar 29, 2006 - View this thread

Is the Pentagon spying on non-violent American protesters?
posted on Dec 13, 2005 - View this thread

Steal this bus! Up for auction: The Ultimate Hippy Vacation. You will be required to sell Tie-dyed T-shirts for gas and food money. UPDATE!! Cody has contacted the mother ship. He said today the stars are in alignment, but the destination is still unknown. I believe I mentioned that my brother-in-law might be a little "touched in the head". Maybe it runs in the family.
posted on Sep 16, 2005 - View this thread

We are the Children of the Multiprismed Light and we are here for you. FSM!? Light of the Giant Moth! Moonmonsters! Xenu!? Ancient Nasquat413G!! GOD'S EYE OF DEATH! Stockpile soy products! Sleep deprivation! Yoni massage! Dance with reptiles! Take the quiz!
posted on Sep 10, 2005 - View this thread

YUM! Human hair in your food!
posted on Sep 4, 2005 - View this thread

Parabolic Heat Transference Case Mod. Full disclaimer: My brother is apparently insane.
posted on Jul 1, 2005 - View this thread

His name is Mr Freetime, he has 2,967 copies of Moero!! Pro Baseball for the Famicom. He knows how to use them.
posted on Aug 6, 2003 - View this thread

your quest for a loyal compatible sex partner will come to an end, this website has the perfect answer as well as many other answers to common difficulties
posted on Feb 27, 2002 - View this thread

This is definately a fine cocktail. Although not one that I would drink.
posted on Sep 30, 2001 - View this thread