MetaFilter posts tagged with alienabduction

You will probably not get abducted by aliens if you wear this hat

Mister_A — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 20:26:16 -0800

I am so tired of being abducted by aliens. Only two people have been abducted while using this new anti-alien abduction technology. Only two!

MOOOO-F.O.

Robot Johnny — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:20:59 -0800

Alien cow abduction is a serious problem. Countless bovines have disappeared from dairy farms everywhere. And the numbers of missng cows are on the rise. (Maybe show your support for the cause with this stylish clock?)

Point to the drawing where the bad alien touched you

Robot Johnny — Sun, 12 Feb 2006 17:40:46 -0800

Aliens and Children. This website features a series of drawings made by children who were abducted by aliens for the purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids. They successfully resisted the aliens by using a thought screen helmet which blocks the telepathic control aliens have over humans.

Never look at Kermit the same way again.

lychee — Sun, 16 May 2004 23:18:11 -0800

Things that go moo in the night. We've all heard of the possessed Raggedy Anne doll, the eBay haunted painting, and the talking mongoose. But what about the rest, the dancing cows, the evil muppets, and the Kermit-like, child-molesting frogs? Ludicrous enough to be true?