MetaFilter posts tagged with apartment

Shh... Don't Tell Steve

reenum — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:51:46 -0800

A lot of us have had bad roommates. One man has taken it upon himself to chronicle the buffoonery of his meathead roommate, Steve, via Twitter. You can read about the loves of Steve's life, Slutty Tina and Burrito Girl. You can also get updates as to Steve's academic progress (or lack thereof). Finally, there is Steve's love of MMA, parties and drinking, and the bad decisions they cause him to make and not regret. Some choice tidbits: "Steve's Dad called to tell him that he can't use the emergency credit card to buy stuff from our Liquor Store or to buy Paintball supplies." "Steve's job for party tomorrow was drinks. Asked him why he didn't get mixers. "That'll be our THING. No Mixers!" Now I gotta go buy mixers" "Steve is sick. He keeps making jokes that he has swine flu and is purposely sneezing without covering his mouth. It's not funny." It's a fascinating look at the life of a total ass. Steve's roommate has somehow built a large following on Twitter, but Steve apparently doesn't know about it.

When you have a flat this cool, you don't need a bed

grouse — Fri, 08 May 2009 08:02:04 -0800

"After his wife left him, Tony Alleyne set out to create the ultimate bachelor pad, painstakingly turning his flat into a Star Trek set... The 500-square-foot apartment features voice-activated lighting, LED lighting, running lights, air-conditioning—but no bed... A few years ago Mr Alleyne suffered from sciatica and was advised by his GP to sleep on the floor. 'It cured the sciatica and gave me the opportunity to convert the bed area into the Transporter area,' he says. 'Bed space is overrated...' His wife—who owns the flat—put it up for sale, but it fell through.

More than meets the eye

grobstein — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:59:21 -0800

The Domestic Transformer: sliding walls and yellow light, a local architect's solution to the problem of scant living-space in Hong Kong. There's a book out documenting Chang's work on his small home, but I can't find it online. Here's another book documenting his ideas.

Mystery on 5th Avenue

Who_Am_I — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:03:36 -0800

It began when Mr. Klinsky threw in his two cents, a vague request that a poem he had written for and about his family be lodged in a wall somewhere, Ms. Sherry said, “put in a bottle and hidden away as if it were a time capsule.”
Sometimes when you make a simple suggestion about the remodeling of your $8.5 million 5th Ave. apartment, the designer goes a little overboard. In an awesome way. Don't miss the slideshow.

I'm on Jones above the massage parlour

plexi — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:34:10 -0800

Need an apartment? MapsKrieg is a mashup of Google Maps and Craigslist real estate listings that can show you just how close to the Tenderloin you'll be.

Going to the chapel, gonna... cook some dinner.

desjardins — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:02:09 -0800

Turning a chapel into an apartment. The Dutch architectural firm ZECC has made a beautiful, modern apartment out of an abandoned chapel. There are more stunning photos and cross-sections in this PDF, though the text is in Dutch. Other stunning church renovations.

Stuffed animals can make you even more lonely.

hydrophonic — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:45:06 -0800

It's not you, it's your apartment. Is your awful decor interfering with your love life? Maybe this lighting tutorial can help.

Wait till you see them in the bathroom

Astro Zombie — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:57:01 -0800

Music for One Apartment and Six Drummers. (Google Video.) Sort of like Stomp, except Scandihoovian and, you know, not totally embarrassing to like.

CarLoft

feelinglistless — Sun, 28 May 2006 16:21:13 -0800

"CarLoft works like this: you drive the car into a modified industrial elevator, the CarLift. (Nearly all German luxury vehicles fit; only the massive Mercedes Maybach, priced at half a million euros, is too much car to lift.) A computer-controlled transponder recognizes the car and knows to which floor it should be delivered automatically." -- Metropolis Magazine has more. I don't drive but if I did and I lived in an apartment, I'd want a CarLoft -- being able to drive you car to your front door, five stories up. That's classy.

Trembicky.com: Bad Landlord Tales

davebug — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:33:25 -0800

Bad Landlords, across the US Recently, the tale of Gloria Trembicky, bad landlord extraordinaire made its way around blogs. The author got enough emails of other bad landlord stories, he's now collecting them at Trembicky.com. Send in your own stories of woe, to help out future renters in your area (and entertain those of us no longer renting).

Gloria Trembicky is a bad landlord

davebug — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 13:54:28 -0800

Gloria Trembicky is a bad landlord. Ever wish you knew more about your new landlord before signing the lease? Hopefully Gloria Trembicky won't have any more unsuspecting tenants. This well-documented story of disrepair, deceit and disorder should keep any landlord-Googler away (especially with the growing contributions emailed from former tenants). Also, it provides some great Schadenfreude for those of us not renting in NYC.

The greatest story ever told

boymilo — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 15:35:10 -0800

The greatest story ever told or The Tale of the Mad Feces King: Two slightly different edits of the same ultimate bad room-mate story, originally posted on the Something Awful forums.

The amazingly pathetic sex-for-rent poster

nyterrant — Sun, 06 Mar 2005 14:36:16 -0800

The amazingly pathetic sex-for-rent poster. Hey ladies, New York got you strapped for cash? Looking for a nicely lit apartment with high ceilings? This handsome, black haired bachelor has a room available at cut-rate prices. After all, money isn't everything.

Hyper-efficient living space.

yoga — Mon, 05 Jul 2004 05:28:09 -0800

347 square feet? Hyper-efficient living space.

For Sale: Your very own ready room!

raygun21 — Thu, 06 May 2004 14:49:45 -0800

Where does Number 1 go? Interior designer/nerd gives his apartment the "Away Team Eye" once over and manages to make something pretty darn interesting. Sure it makes a great conversation piece, but could you live there? More photos make the "future perfect" world of Star Trek look a little too busy for actual living.

Basement Apartment - Penthouse of the Future.

y2karl — Wed, 25 Feb 2004 13:51:16 -0800

The vertical nature of New York City has long helped define its image, with families stacked on top of each other and penthouse apartments reaching the clouds. But for generations, tens of thousands of people have made do with another New York reality - the basement apartment - and they literally climb out of the ground to enter the city that is always on top of them. As mentioned in literature, personal ads--and soon to be the penthouse of urban worker housing everywhere.

Twinkle, twinkle LED...

ukamikanasi — Sat, 10 Jan 2004 09:24:01 -0800

The Vos Pas is an apartment that it's owner has lit entirely with LEDs. More here.

I live in a Mansion... With Wilfred Brimley?

qDot — Wed, 04 Jun 2003 20:18:12 -0800

Play MASH. Relive the game that made you completely ignore most of your elementary education. Warning: Not safe for getting work done any time soon.

kingmissile — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 14:22:32 -0800

You think your neighbors are bad? Try living with a lady who kept cows in her upstairs apartment.

nobody_knose — Mon, 10 Jun 2002 21:47:36 -0800

Brother Can You Spare a Prewar 7-Room Apt?
Will NYC ever be rid of a system that favors a select few, drives up housing costs for all, unfairly subsidizes vacation homes for the middle class and in general just doesn't work?

andrewraff — Fri, 09 Nov 2001 14:03:01 -0800

24th century* apartment. Only $4 million.
*Actual 24th century-ness of the apartment will not be known until we actually reach the 24th century.