http://www.metafilter.com/tags/artificial_vagina Posts tagged with 'artificial_vagina' at MetaFilter. Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:41:19 -0800 Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:41:19 -0800 en-us http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 http://www.metafilter.com/53593/It%2Dall%2Dcomes%2Dout%2Din%2Dthe%2Dwash A crash course in how to <a href="http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/bull.html">collect semen from your bull</a>. You're probably going to want to start with a <a href="http://www.vetmed.lsu.edu/eiltslotus/theriogenology-5361/bull.htm">Breeding Soundness Examination</a> [NSF anyone with eyes. Oh god.] Decide if you want to go with an <a href="http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/collection.html">artificial vagina or electroejaculation.</a> Remember that "Successful electroejaculation of an animal demands skill. It is not simply a matter of punching buttons and turning knobs, but requires finesse in determining the proper timing and amplitude of pulses to apply to a given male. " Read the guidelines for making your <a href="http://www.ponypuzzle.com/Tutorial/bullcollection.html">artificial vagina</a> and get more info on when to use the shocker. Then <a href="http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/conc.html">evaluate the semen for abnorabilities.</a> Try not to <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/02/AR2005110202814.html">lose any</a> as it can be fairly valuable. For a good overview, consider attending <a href="http://nongae.gsnu.ac.kr/~cspark/teaching/chap14.html">this course.</a> tag:metafilter.com,2006:site.53593 Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:41:19 -0800 artificial_vagina bull electroejaculation most_embarassing_tags_ever semen hindmost