The Bald Knobbers
were a vigilante group founded in the southern part of Missouri in the years after the Civil War. Though the group originally formed as a hedge against rampant crime
and to protect citizens against marauding gangs, the Bald Knobbers themselves began terrorizing locals in an effort to enforce "clean living".
The Bald Knobbers, who wore frightening masks,
are not to be confused with The Baldknobbers
, who make frightening faces.
Greg Knauss (once a contributor to Suck.com): "What would the bright-eyed, long-haired, involuntarily celibate version of myself from two decades ago think?
" Answer: "Calm down? Calm down? You’re fat! And bald! I’m going to be fat and bald!"
You think you have a problem with baldness? Check out the bears in the Leipzig Zoo
Why waste time on playing roleplaying games or writing pastiches when you can actually worship Cthulhu
? Join an existing Cthulhu cult or form your own!
. They've got a book
and everything! (though it may contain big chunks of wiki-plagarism
As ever, the ability to rock a traditionalist shaved-head-and-goatee satanist look considered a plus
To Baldy Go:
Thinking of shaving your head? Undergoing chemotherapy? Afraid you'll lose a bet? If you want to see what you'd look like bald, the friendly fellow at BaldlyGo will baldify your picture, free of charge, whether you're an average man
or even a world leader
. Here's the demo
for the private service.
The Naked Mole-Rat
is naturally naked. Conversely, these others are naked for reasons of disease (like this bear with alopecia
) or mutation (the Sphynx cat
; the Mexican hairless dog
; the Chinese Crested Dog
; the Naked Chicken
; the Hairless Rat
; a hairless ferret
; the Nude Mouse
; and the
). What is the attraction of encouraging mutations that make normally furry animals furless?