Bald? A swift blow to the head might solve that problem. If nothing else, it will give you something else to worry about for a while. Note: procedure tested on mice; results in humans may vary. Possible side effects include gaping head wounds. via Slate
posted by veggieboy on May 17, 2007 - 36 comments

Mr. Clean      
via Wolcott
posted by y2karl on Feb 15, 2005 - 19 comments

Curing male pattern baldness is more important then savings somebodies life, because there is no money in saving a person's life. So says a doctor who was cured from a fatal illness by a new drug.
posted by tljenson on Jun 13, 2003 - 44 comments

Is Bald really better? Bald R Us is a website dedicated to those who celebrate their baldness (as opposed to shelling out money for Rogaine or Propecia). They esteem women who like their men bald. (Does hair really matter?) They share Hairy Horror Stories , give romantic tips (for the hairless), and allow viewers to ask questions to the Bald Guy. Their motto: "God made a few perfect heads and on the rest He put hair."
posted by jacknose on Aug 15, 2002 - 26 comments

Columbian baldness cure involves getting your head licked by a cow. "I tried many different cows. The baby cows had no concentration."
posted by thc on Dec 3, 2000 - 0 comments