MetaFilter posts tagged with batshitinsane and brokenlink

Lord, please make me a werewolf today

pyramid termite — Sat, 20 Nov 2004 12:16:35 -0800

This site is dedicated to spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities. It also gives advice on how to P-shift and explains why he doesn't like role playing games. Quote - "I have Jesus to change me into a dragon and create neat lizard people to assist me in heaven." Words fail me.

Lacking common sense?

Macboy — Wed, 30 Jul 2003 12:10:36 -0800

Just when I thought I'd seen it all, this guy makes the Star Wars kid look normal.

Corky — Thu, 25 Jul 2002 04:19:58 -0800

The Website of Anti-Porn Guy Welcome to my site! My name is David McNamara and I am 19 years old. I have 2 cats and I am a senior at Royal Palm Beach High School in Royal Palm Beach, Florida......I want to ban pornography with a 10-year prison term for viewing or participating in pornography, as well as oral and anal sex with a 1-5 year prison term for oral sex and a 1-10 year term for anal sex. I also want to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $5,000 for violating this ban. None of these laws will be retroactive. Wonder what he's doing now - his site was last updated 12-10-00. Discuss? Dismiss?

Wet Wednesday — Sun, 30 Sep 2001 09:53:41 -0800

This is definately a fine cocktail. Although not one that I would drink.

jonathanbell — Wed, 18 Jul 2001 00:31:44 -0800

Pre-sliced peanut butter: "It's all about convenience." Is this the ultimate in excessive packaging? Or is it a hoax (peanut butter culture not so ingrained in the UK, so I might have missed the clues)?

miss-lapin — Tue, 03 Jul 2001 20:26:12 -0800

Yes sir, that's my cloned alien baby! I was concerned about this article from cnn about Clonaid going ahead with cloning a human. And then I found out Clonaid was stared by a religious group that believes ETs used genetic engineering to create life on earth. Legitimate news item or bad X-files script? (posted by Miss-Lapin)

owillis — Sat, 02 Jun 2001 21:34:57 -0800

Onward, Christian Guerrillas! "Their mission was to record any homoerotic displays to show at Disney's next shareholders' meeting. They believe Disney shouldn't be condoning such behavior." These fun, tolerant folks also want a homosexual warning on "gay tv" shows.

Skot — Thu, 04 Jan 2001 09:11:30 -0800

Sunlight: It's What's For Dinner. This guy claims he's been living on nothing but water and sunlight for about a year. :::Cough::: He also exhumes the hoary myth about using only 10% of your brain. My favorite is the author credit: "By A Staff Reporter."

highindustrial — Thu, 27 Jul 2000 18:02:28 -0800

Wow, get a life.

wiremommy — Wed, 03 May 2000 14:12:27 -0800

"Theft in Hollywood"... I'm strangely fascinated by this insane site. This gentleman believes that innovative ideas like "cloud", "corridor", and "storm" were stolen from his unproduced screenplay, and used in countless movies and commercials. And that's only the surface weirdness. There's much more where that came from, including secret coded messages in fortune cookies from the FBI...