MetaFilter posts tagged with batshitinsane and wtf

"What have we got to lose?"

mek — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:03:49 -0800

We welcome anyone to visit our town! There are no commandos in the streets. There is no fence or gate being built around Hardin. People are free to come and go as they please. APF is not running our town or our police force. Detailed discussion of the nature of this company starts here.

I'm crazy. Crazy for feeling so blue.

loquacious — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:44:42 -0800

Some guy named Spence Peppard takes a flying shot at Willie Nelson and Patsy Cline's Crazy.

Papaya...wait, what?

Unicorn on the cob — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:41:19 -0800

Papaya is an... indescribable video by Alexander Marcus. Is it satire? Is he even a real person? More "electro lore" goodness, for the curious.

RRRARRRRGH CLANK CLANK CLANK

loquacious — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:41:09 -0800

Dinosaurs fucking robots.

My Valentine's date this year? Bacon Man!

Unicorn on the cob — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:53:33 -0800

I know you all love bacon. So if you're single, looking for a date, and want him to be edible... I present to you, bacon man. Step-by-step photos from NetDiva, his awesome creatrix.

electric stimulus to face

chrismear — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:07:23 -0800

electric stimulus to face

Orange junk.

loquacious — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:34:02 -0800

I LOVE YOU CHEETOS

Insert Office Space Jokes here. Or don't.

loquacious — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:22:32 -0800

Video of a man going totally beserk in a Russian office. Cellphone video here, w/ audio.

10th July 2003

ZachsMind — Sat, 31 May 2008 14:39:16 -0800

To Whom It May Concern: If you are reading this then I can only assume that you have removed the pond under which this note is buried... For those of you who have not yet clicked on the first link, go click on the link. We'll wait here, but don't make us wait all day. I have a tuna casserole in the microwave. ... For those too lazy to click on the link, a young woman named Vero has a friend named Simon. They live in the UK. Simon recently moved to a new place that had a pond. He didn't like the pond, so he emptied it out. At the bottom of the pond was a letter from the previous owner. The makings of a cable movie? Probably not. Still, it made me smile. If it doesn't make you smile, I hope your head falls off. You snivelling pond destroyer. What I found curious was that only five years had transpired but the laminated letter is already difficult to read. Being under the water all that time was causing the ink to run. Like duh. Even laminated, didn't the original author anticipate that? The letter would not have survived more than a couple decades at most, so the original author probably expected the pond to be destroyed relatively soon after she had put it there. Otherwise she would have left a note in such a way as to survive the test of time better. This begs the question: why do it in the first place, if you KNOW someone else will come along and destroy it? Are garden ponds in the UK the new sandcastles? Who was this person? Why did she make the pond? Why did she lose the pond? Why did she know as she was making the pond that she might lose it? If she loved the pond so much, why sell the property? Please discuss, and no you can't have any tuna casserole.

sudo apt-get install creepyrobotgirlfriend2.0

loquacious — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:40:04 -0800

The uncanny valley just got deeper. "Treat yourself to the perfect woman."

I have pubic lice in my mailbox

Turtles all the way down — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:34:35 -0800

Like sea monkeys in your pants! Entomological blogger Bug Girl (previously) debunked a web site touting the benefits of giant Japanese non-biting genital lice as personal "pets" (they just live happily in your underwear. It’s so COOL! They grow, and have families. You can feel em living and crawling around!). She dismissed it as a hoax. So the site's author sent her a sample.

GODKILLER

Del Far — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:28:53 -0800

"1 Crunchwrap Supreme + 1 OCTO-MAC + 20 or so Taco Bell Fire Sauce packets + Taco Bell Cheese Sauce + Bacos + Garfield's Macaroni & Beef + A splash of Jim Beam + Approximately 2 cups of salsa = GODKILLER, for why else would it exist but to kill God?" Look at the photos first and then watch the video, perfect for that late night sleep deprived crawl of the internet. Featured on another favorite podcast of mine "The BEST DAMN PODCAST EVER".

Singing in the Rain

loquacious — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:28:40 -0800

Rain + server room in basement = nerd horror

Wings of Desire... or something

loquacious — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:45:45 -0800

Erotic Falconry

He got nailed.

Henry C. Mabuse — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:07:39 -0800

Doctors successfully removed a two-inch nail from a man's genitals yesterday. Doctors pulled the nail out of his urethra on their first attempt and later said the man could have died if the object had not been spotted on X-ray. The man had admitted himself to SMC on Sunday night with extreme abdominal pain and was unable to speak. The man told doctors the last thing he remembered was having something sprayed in his face and being fondled by one of his assailants before he blacked out. Reminds me of people who insert strange things into their arse and then claim, 'oh doctor, I slipped over in the bath and this artillery shell went up me' khyber, honest!' Also reminds me of the charming Albert Fish, who, among his other awful doings, stuck over a dozen needles into his pelvis and perineum, presumably for kicks.

I'm going to kill myself in 90 days

revmitcz — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:33:11 -0800

"I'm going to kill myself in 90 days." A blogger calling herself "Jane" sets up a blog to chronicle her final 90 days, and is calling on the internet for suggestions on how to do it. Disturbed blogger? Or another "viral campaign" for something soon to be revealed? I couldn't find any articles about it, or further investigation. The WhoIS yields nothing interesting and the only mentions I could find were a bunch of forum posts and a craigslist post

How to win at the internet.

loquacious — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:33:32 -0800

How to win at the internet: Horse mask? Check. Wild mushrooms? Check. Improbable thongs and partial nudity? Check. Dancing? Check. Craziest goddamn thing I've ever seen on the internet? Absolutely. As if I even need to say it, this isn't safe for work, for human consumption, or retaining what few shreds of sanity you believe that you may still cling to.

The Men Who Stare At Goats

loquacious — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:31:49 -0800

Crazy Rulers of the World: The Men Who Stare at Goats - A rather clear look at attempts to use the paranormal in the US military. (Part 2: Funny Torture, Part 3: Psychic Foot Soldiers)

Do not try this at home!

loquacious — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:19:58 -0800

Household Hacker offers a growing variety of bizarrely improbable or impossible "hacks" using household items. How many errors can you spot?

In Search Of . . .

geekyguy — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:52:08 -0800

Project Pterosaur The goal of Project Pterosaur is to mount an expedition to locate and bring back to the United States living specimens of pterosaurs or their fertile eggs, which will be displayed in a Pterosaur Rookery that will be the center piece of the planned Fellowship Creation Science Museum and Research Institute (FCSMRI). Although, sadly, it may not be real.

Guitar + Trampoline

loquacious — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:39:50 -0800

Guy playing a guitar on a trampoline.

This word, crucifixion, I don't think it means what you think it means...

Iosephus — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:41:09 -0800

"The Passion narrative is a coded description of the attempted rape of Jesus by pygmies." -- David S. Katz in his book The Occult Tradition, discussing the, uh, theozoological work of völkisch "philosopher" Jörg Lanz von Liebenfels (1874-1954). Oh, he also has Firepower 4+ (pdf). You know who else read the Theozoology? That's right.

Dude, pop that zit.

loquacious — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 03:55:25 -0800

Dude, pop that zit.

LEAVE HER ALONE!

loquacious — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:42:17 -0800

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

partymeister to the plebians

madamjujujive — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:57:56 -0800

BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG is a musical composition by the inimitable Dan Deacon, dubbed by his local paper as part vaudeville ham, part electronica genius. Take a tour of Dan's thrift-store electronic keyboard and read his answers to stupid questions in Ignore Magazine. via Miss Cellania

MetaFilter posts tagged with batshitinsane and wtf

"What have we got to lose?"

I'm crazy. Crazy for feeling so blue.

Papaya...wait, what?

RRRARRRRGH *CLANK CLANK CLANK*

My Valentine's date this year? Bacon Man!

electric stimulus to face

Orange junk.

Insert Office Space Jokes here. Or don't.

10th July 2003

sudo apt-get install creepyrobotgirlfriend2.0

I have pubic lice in my mailbox

GODKILLER

Singing in the Rain

Wings of Desire... or something

He got nailed.

I'm going to kill myself in 90 days

How to win at the internet.

The Men Who Stare At Goats

Do not try this at home!

In Search Of . . .

Guitar + Trampoline

This word, crucifixion, I don't think it means what you think it means...

Dude, pop that zit.

LEAVE HER ALONE!

partymeister to the plebians

RRRARRRRGH CLANK CLANK CLANK