7 posts tagged with batshitinsane by quonsar.
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lolcatting all the way to the bank

goatse hijacked my bank account
posted by quonsar on Aug 1, 2008 - 53 comments

mmmm. salmonberries!

Goat Mountain appeared on my radar screen last September.
posted by quonsar on Apr 16, 2008 - 29 comments

Your Underground Real Estate Agent©

You have to make sure that St. Joseph is facing your house, if you face it out, the neighbor's house across the street will sell instead. "We buried our little gem under the for sale sign just like we were supposed to do. On October 4th, yes the 4th, just 24 hours after we buried him, we had a showing and after several counter-offers back and fourth, we finally signed a contract on October 19th!!!!! 7 months after the house was sitting and not getting any bites at all and after 1 day, its sold!!! I have complete and utter faith." America's desperate homesellers and realtors are turning to St. Joseph, Your Underground Real Estate Agent.
posted by quonsar on Nov 18, 2007 - 80 comments

He's a Pepper!

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
posted by quonsar on Jun 7, 2007 - 74 comments

WTE MATHOWIE???

go elf yourself.
posted by quonsar on Dec 17, 2006 - 72 comments

How many prepaid cellphones does it take to blow up the Mackinac Bridge?

TERRA! Men With 1,000 Prepaid Cellphones Planned To Attack Mackinac Bridge. Or sell them in Texas. Or, you know, something.
posted by quonsar on Aug 13, 2006 - 123 comments

All such matters will be taken seriously.

Making any jokes or statements during the screening process may be grounds for both criminal and civil penalties.
posted by quonsar on Apr 24, 2006 - 73 comments

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