"Bear", she cried, "I love you. Pull my head off."
In 1976, the prestigeous Governor General's Literary Award went to Canada's arguably most controversial book: "Bear", by Marian Engel, describes a woman's "journey towards inner freedom and strength", via her erotic relationship with...a bear. [more inside]
If you have had sex in Florida in the last week, technically, you broke the law.
Due to some unfortunate wording, Florida's new bestiality law technically outlawed sex between two animals.
"An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date."
U.S. 9th District Court of Appeals Chief Justice Alex Kozinski
] is currently adjudicating a remarkably hardcore obscenity case
. He is currently facing his own obscenity case as well, having allowed public access to NSFW or illegal-for-minor-viewing material posted on his own vanity website
, as reported in the LA Times
. Although he maintains that the material's posting was just innocent fun
, he clearly knows his way around the internets
. Kozinski is a prolific and well-regarded essayist
, and is occasionally mentioned as a potential Supreme Court nominee
Did the clients [at the brothel] realize that they were in fact getting an orangutan
“Oh yeah, they would come in especially for it. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan.”
Vote Yes on Proposition 12?
As in proposing a 12-year-old. Dutch pedophiles form a political party
(English Wiki link
Of course, they are not a one-idea party. They also favor "consensual sex between animals and humans
Our Australian cousins do make jokes about us Kiwis having sex with sheep - so even we can see the humour in this story.
Seattle man dead after having sex with a horse.
But that's not all of it: The horse was the active party, and the man was passive. However, it wasn't rape; as Dan Savage puts it
, this took place at an alleged "bestiality brothel
". While Washington State doesn't outlaw Bestiality
, investigators are examining whether or not animal cruelty occurred in forcing smaller, weaker animals to have sex with people. [via SLOG]
"Well, of course, we do mules
down on the farm in Georgia. It's the natural swing of things, you naive lefty you." Neal Horsley
is certainly one of the more interesting right-wing hypocrites living in these interesting times. [via Wonkette]
The Great American Man-Dog Marriage Panic
. Muttrimonial bliss could be yours, now that the gates of hell are opening!
I am happy
to see that the GOP is expanding
their reach to the more eclectic fringes of society. Although it may freak
some other people out.
The dog mauling
case in San Francisco continues to make for some bizarre news. Turns out that the possible sexual abuse
of the animals did
in fact happen
. The dogs had also previously attacked another woman
Were SF attorneys having sex with dogs?
Robert Noel and/or Marjorie Knoller own the dogs that killed Diane Whipple. Now a search warrent is released that looked in a Pelican Bay prison cell for "any materials or correspondence describing sexual acts by Noel or Knoller that involve dogs." It doesn't sink much lower than this.
Love your dog, but don't love your dog.
If you know what I mean.
71-year-old man attacks 44-year-old son with a crowbar after discovering that his son's canine companion was also his special friend
. Dad got a suspended prison sentence; no mention at all of the son getting charged with anything.