Do you have an abnormally large male genital? Have you been injured by one in the recent past? My favorite part:
"While it is true that 1.5% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents, only a small number have ever been known to be fatal. A large penis is a friend as well as a foe. Treat it as such."
posted by Jeremy
on Feb 23, 2001 -
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