MetaFilter posts tagged with butt

To Sir, With BUTT

hermitosis — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:55:26 -0800

BUTT MAGAZINE, a sexy pocket-size quarterly for and about homosexuals, refreshingly focuses on the allure of the everyday guys. And all their issues are archived online! NSFW.

Pony request: Can we have anonymous posting in the blue?

emelenjr — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:42:03 -0800

Can someone wipe my butt? [more inside]

Butt formula

swift — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:13:30 -0800

I like (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V butts and I cannot lie.

Just say no to Crack

Eekacat — Fri, 23 Apr 2004 10:49:34 -0800

Staking out the high moral ground, a bill would punish those wearing low-riding jeans. It seems that Representative Derrick D. T. Shepherd of Louisiana, a Democrat no less, wants to outlaw low slung pants. Plumbers beware, and stock up on Butt-Crack Caulk! Really, don't they have anything better to legislate besides fashion or holidays?

The Shiznet

boost ventilator — Sun, 28 Dec 2003 15:58:07 -0800

The Poop on Poop [an A to Z courtesy of Vice]

American Hienie?

Dome-O-Rama — Wed, 14 May 2003 20:42:21 -0800

Ok, I'm not the American Idol type, but I was aimlessly link clicking and I came to settle on the From Justin to Kelly movie site. Okay, yeah the movie is gonna suck worse that Battlefield Earth meets Ishtar, but as I clicked a link there to see the "poster you voted on!" I noticed Kelly's butt suddenly had suddenly grown to JLo-like dimensions. Before Betty Crocker's PixelHelper...and After.... Baby's got back! Now, who in the long line of marketing weasels and designers working on this poster said "Let's make her butt bigger"? This is the girl that caught criticism for being too big at a whopping size 6 or something. Are they trying to sexy her up? Make her appeal to more latin/black audiences? Was that corner of the poster just not curvy enough? This one really bugs, and puzzles me.

Padded Butt Brief

grumblebee — Fri, 03 Jan 2003 15:01:11 -0800

Padded Butt Brief. Too bad I prefer boxers.

kirkaracha — Tue, 28 May 2002 08:34:13 -0800

Butt For You "You can do a lot for your pecs, biceps and abs - but when it comes to your glutes you can only go so far. Great for sports!"

lbergstr — Fri, 29 Mar 2002 10:58:03 -0800

Butt Implants. Well, who doesn't want to be J Lo?

paulrockNJ — Tue, 29 Jan 2002 17:26:51 -0800

Butt Candles are an exciting, and time honored, device for internal cleansing. Their slogan? "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack be at buttcandle.com".

And don't miss the FAQ section on how to avoid "folicular ignition".

twistedonion — Wed, 10 Oct 2001 08:35:38 -0800

Unhappy with the shape of your bottom?
No problem, get yourself a wonderbum, a new product that "lifts, separates and shapes"

mudbug — Fri, 27 Jul 2001 10:33:40 -0800

Staten Island postal people prevent posting of posterior postcards. Um, I mean, they wouldn't allow postcards of guys' butts to be sent. The cards were advertising short films to be shown at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. (NYT. Login: imaguest; password: imaguest)

rebeccablood — Fri, 26 Jan 2001 14:25:13 -0800

Noted without comment: 'The Italian Supreme Court has ruled that an unexpected pat on the bottom at work could not be labeled sexual harassment — as long as men didn't make a habit of it.'

veruca — Wed, 12 Apr 2000 10:15:44 -0800

This ain't no finger paintin', baby.