MetaFilter posts tagged with butts

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bigmusic — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:19:13 -0800

Just say no to Crack

Eekacat — Fri, 23 Apr 2004 10:49:34 -0800

Staking out the high moral ground, a bill would punish those wearing low-riding jeans. It seems that Representative Derrick D. T. Shepherd of Louisiana, a Democrat no less, wants to outlaw low slung pants. Plumbers beware, and stock up on Butt-Crack Caulk! Really, don't they have anything better to legislate besides fashion or holidays?

a protest we can all get behind....

elwoodwiles — Wed, 20 Aug 2003 12:11:41 -0800

As a bunch of Average Americans living from paycheck to paycheck, we feel frustrated that our President is spending more of his time restricting the fundamental rights that our nation is founded on than fixing the economic woes we face. And, as Average Americans, we're doing what any red-blooded patriot would do when things seem their darkest — we're Mooning.

Butt implants

adamrice — Sun, 10 Aug 2003 12:08:20 -0800

Butt implants For the woman who asks "do these jeans make my ass look skinny?" As disconcerting as retouching in silicon can be, retouching with silicone is moreso. Or if you're nostalgic for old-fashioned airbrushing, but want something more direct, you can just airbrush yourself.

Fitness experts

Stumpy McGee — Thu, 05 Jun 2003 00:57:54 -0800

Fitness experts say that you need to work out and eat right in order to have a shapely, firm, and impressive derriere. But who has time for that? Just get buttocks implants instead!

kirkaracha — Tue, 28 May 2002 08:34:13 -0800

Butt For You "You can do a lot for your pecs, biceps and abs - but when it comes to your glutes you can only go so far. Great for sports!"

lbergstr — Fri, 29 Mar 2002 10:58:03 -0800

Butt Implants. Well, who doesn't want to be J Lo?

paulrockNJ — Tue, 29 Jan 2002 17:26:51 -0800

Butt Candles are an exciting, and time honored, device for internal cleansing. Their slogan? "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack be at buttcandle.com".

And don't miss the FAQ section on how to avoid "folicular ignition".

mudbug — Fri, 27 Jul 2001 10:33:40 -0800

Staten Island postal people prevent posting of posterior postcards. Um, I mean, they wouldn't allow postcards of guys' butts to be sent. The cards were advertising short films to be shown at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. (NYT. Login: imaguest; password: imaguest)