Sure the television broadcasts catch every angle of NASCAR wrecks. However, I think views from the grandstands offer a unique view of the thrill and danger of these events. [more inside]
Angry at something? Have Calvin pee on it.
) Perhaps the most popular form of American expression in the last decade (Aside from Jesus Fish Vs. Darwin Fish
), I've personally seen Calvin pee on at least 5 NASCAR drivers, prayed to 2 religions, and given me the finger twice. What does Bill Watterson think about this?
Wait... no, I'm sorry, this is what he really thinks
about licensing. I think if you've proliferated the rape of my favorite comic strip you should spend an eternity with Jeff Gordon peeing on your head.
"NASCAR has sold its soul to the devil,"
says 45-year-old veteran driver Ricky Rudd, who's thinking about retirement. Maybe he's just pissed about losing to younger competitors
. Or maybe he has a point when he says, "They are massaging this thing to target a certain crowd and before you know it, they'll have us up there flexing and in bathing suits like we're professional wrestlers." NASCAR's definitely been trying to broaden its appeal
in other ways. And when is the increasingly popular
racing world going to start requiring soft wall technology
at all of its tracks, anyway? Last Sunday's wreck
during Indy 500 practice seems to have convinced one driver, at least, that soft walls work.
Dale Earnhardt didn't die of seatbelt failure.
An expert hired by the Orlando Sentinal to examine the autopsy photos we discussed earlier
concluded that the restraint system didn't fail, and his injuries will just have to be blamed on something else. Hooray for freedom of the press!
Now they're putting URLs on our license plates.
This Internet thing has finally gone too far. (Though the thought of Dale Earnhardt license plates is itself disturbing.)
Teresa Earnhart Speaks
about the attempts by some folks to acquire her husbands, (Dale Earnhart) autopsy photographs.
There is no more heartfelt memorial
than a big car decal with conspicuous ® and © symbols on it.