MetaFilter posts tagged with cheesy

Web page? Is that something a duck walks on?

lazaruslong — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:43:15 -0800

On your mark! Get set! We're riding on the Internet! Cyberspace! Sex-free! Hello virtual reality! Slightly NSFW

Bang bang bang on the wall from dusk till dawn.

Pronoiac — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:30:42 -0800

A playfully meta video. for Ladyhawke's "From Dusk Till Dawn."

And in the center ring, Britney Spears gets devoured by lions! Whee!

miss lynnster — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:44:07 -0800

With the success of American Gladiators and no writers in sight, tv networks are reaching into the past for ideas. You knew it would happen sooner or later. Yep... they're digging deep: Circus of the Stars is coming back. Could Battle of the Network Stars be far behind? (Kinda) special moments from circuses and "stars" past: David Soul sensitively bonds with tigers! Weird Al on the sway pole! William Katt races the Wheel of DEATH! (probably the most impressive, really) Richard Simmons as... RUBBERMAN! People I don't know and Balki on trapeze! Pernell Roberts and his lethal hands! David Janssen throws knives at Lynda Carter! Who then rides a horse in circles to the worst music you will ever hear! Dierdre Hall hangs on an elephant! The Big Ragoo pulls a Houdini as Debbie Reynolds worries! Emma Samms cheats a fiery death! Harvey Korman twists Mary Hart around! I'm just hoping the famewhores from The Hills gets violently shot out of a cannon or something. Preferably into another country.

It was a dark and horny night...

miss lynnster — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:51:14 -0800

His lips brushed her cheek as he let more of the weight of his arm and hand press against her torso. He spoke softly, “And this evening’s lead story, "No bombings, no robberies, no car accidents, no wars. Just {YOUR NAME HERE} and {YOUR S.O.'s NAME HERE} making love in a hammock on the Outer Banks."

Yep, for $50-120, you and the love of your life can have your very own customized romance novel. May the bosom-heaving and bodice ripping ensue.

You Got the Touch

bivouac — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:40:47 -0800

I don't want to get all fanboy about the upcoming Transformers movie. Even if they did get Peter Cullen to reprise his role as the vox of semi-truck-autobot-leader Optimus Prime. I mean Michael Bay is directing it, people. However, perhaps it's possible Stan Bush could revamp his famous 'You Got the Touch' anthem. Couldn't be as bad as Mark Wahlberg's version (or John C. Reilly's dancing).

More ascending, less flailing.

LeeJay — Fri, 27 May 2005 00:26:12 -0800

Marshmallow baby Jesus? Check. Kitchen timer baby Jesus? Absolutely. Giant inflatable baby Jesus that lights up? You betcha. All this and more at the Cavalcade of Bad Nativities. Once you're finished beholding him in all his cheesy infant glory, meditate upon the rest of his (badly rendered) life and works at The Passion of the Tchotchke.

Cheesy Jesus!

ChrisTN — Mon, 07 Jun 2004 20:16:58 -0800

CheesyJesus.com --Beyond the Jesus Action Figure, this is also your home for lovely Last Supper Wall Tapestries, Mosque Alarm Clocks, "Wash Away Your Sins" Bubble Bath...and of course, Jack Chick tracts! Your equal-opportunity religious kitsch supplier.