In alpine Europe, Perchta the Belly-Slitter
(a.k.a Berta/Berchta/Frau Percht) roams during the Twelve Days of Christmas
, and if you piss her off, she'll cut out your entrails and stuff you full of straw and garbage.
And you thought Krampus
was all you had to dodge to get through the holidays! [more inside]