-- Wile E. Coyote (Genius) discovers bungie cord.
Coyote repeatedly attacks a Canadian's boot
(only because his stuff from ACME hasn't arrived yet). SLYT; 4.55
No mystery left in the world: Researchers say chupacabras
are just coyotes and wild dogs
with severe mange
. [Warning, sad pictures of dead canidae
, 19, was a promising Canadian folk singer
. Her life was cut short by a rare
. Her music can be heard on her Myspace
page. Mitchell on Facebook
. From her bio: Taylor has just released her debut full length recording "For Your Consideration"- a collection of mostly original songs that showcases a range of styles, from folk to country-rock to pop, and reflects the diversity of her talent.
The Daily Coyote:
"Charlie came into my life when he was just ten days old, orphaned after both his parents were killed. He lives with me and a tomcat in a one-room log cabin in Wyoming."
They sold everything from Earthquake Pills
(caution: not effective on Road Runners) to Trick Balls
(warning: explode on contact!). They may be the world's most diverse goods & services company, with the possible exception of Wal Mart. I speak, of course, of the fine folks at ACME, whose full catalog is finally available online
Go, now, read! Don't make me use my Ultimatum Dispatcher