MetaFilter posts tagged with crustaceans

Consider the Lobster

darkripper — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:14:05 -0800

There are many ways to kill a Lobster. Some are cruel, some are extremely complicated, some are painless (or so they say). If you still feel terrible about eating them you can even just try a mock-up.

Tabitha Vevers Is Not Allowed to Eat At Red Lobster Ever Again

jonson — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 23:09:52 -0800

If you're one of those types who could never get into so called "fine art" because it didn't feature enough images of women having sex with cephalopods & crustaceans, then Tabitha Vevers is the artist for you.

ye shall have their carcases in abomination!

bluno — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 12:26:03 -0800

god hates shrimp

Tremble Before the Spearer and the Smasher

BT — Mon, 03 Mar 2003 10:50:09 -0800

Fear the Stomatopod! Assuming the meral spread position is one way in which the mighty mantis shrimp avoids having to use its formidable weaponry. They come in two flavors -- the "spearers," who strike their prey with a superfast, barbed claw, and the "smashers," who wield a club said to pack the force of a .22 caliber bullet. Today these little-known gladiators got some unusually high-profile press for turning up at record size in an unlovely environment.