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Um, Dad? Can you give me a ride?

Of all the things to livetweet, a trip to the hospital with a dildo stuck in your rear would have to be the pinnacle of TMI. "What did you do last night" "I shoved a dildo up my ass and needed the hospital to extract it" "oh man me too"
posted by QuakerMel on Mar 11, 2013 - 135 comments

This is not the Hammer. The Hammer is my penis.

The Hammer is a light-up dildo that's muscle controlled. Or a test your strength game for your vagina or anus. Kristen Stubbs, Ph.D. is a roboticist who runs The Toymaker Project, "a place to think about technological empowerment with respect to sexuality, gender and pleasure." Likely NSFW.
posted by Joakim Ziegler on Feb 12, 2013 - 44 comments

You know, I think I'm too lazy to change all this back to normal, that's the real issue.

Little brother hacked your Facebook profile? Redecorate his room for a teenage girl. In Dutch, with subtitles. [SLYT]
posted by valkyryn on Aug 17, 2012 - 75 comments

their empire of rubber

'Los Angeles is home to the nation’s adult novelty business, which is dominated by the Big Four: Topco, California Exotics, Pipedream, and Doc Johnson. Successful niches—leather, men’s masturbators that resemble flashlights—are mined by smaller companies, but as with any industry, owning the market is everything, and Doc Johnson is the Procter & Gamble of sex toys. ' - LA Magazine profiles Doc Johnson(NSFW) [more inside]
posted by the man of twists and turns on Jul 13, 2012 - 48 comments

What are you doing this Halloween?

His and hers Halloween sex toys. (Previously, related)
posted by hermitosis on Oct 20, 2011 - 64 comments

Love yourself. Love the planet.

Combine your passion in the bedroom with your love for the environment. Finally there’s an environmentally friendly way to dispose of used or broken vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and other sex toys. (NSFW)
posted by Obscure Reference on Aug 7, 2011 - 34 comments

Plus, my competition gets pretty distracted by my cock

Dildo Sport: the first strap-on athletic accessory that helps you play hard and win big!. SLVimeo; 1.20, NSFW. [more inside]
posted by bwg on Jun 9, 2011 - 21 comments

Griefing comes to First Life

BREAKING NEWS: Kasparov assailed by flying dong. Possible inspiration
posted by thirteenkiller on May 19, 2008 - 83 comments

But... they're all bishops!

Dildo chess set (NSFW, probably). Other suggestive chess sets, part of a small collection of, er, pawnography. [more inside]
posted by GrammarMoses on Jan 12, 2008 - 41 comments

Lego Dildo

Lego Dildo
posted by cellphone on Sep 10, 2006 - 58 comments

Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart sells dildos
posted by Protocols of the Elders of Awesome on Dec 16, 2005 - 51 comments

girlzone!

This ain't your grandma's DIY crafting. (most links NSFW)
posted by heatherann on Apr 29, 2005 - 30 comments

For November we are offering a toy modeled after the penis of an Akita

For November we are offering a toy modeled after the penis of an Akita. This is for you if you've ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with a dolphin, a grizzly bear or even a lion. All anatomically correct - and mostly a little bit frightening. The site is NSFW - unless you are a dildo maker...
posted by mattr on Nov 21, 2004 - 52 comments

But did he scream out his own name??

Go screw yourself! One man takes up the challenge. For...um...science and the betterment of something or other.
posted by jonmc on Mar 26, 2004 - 25 comments

Dildo

The Dildo song. [ASF 2:26]
posted by srboisvert on Mar 15, 2003 - 5 comments

NOW SHOWING -- It's a Sex Toy and A Candy

NOW SHOWING -- It's a Sex Toy and A Candy This link takes you to a Flash animation for an "adult product" called GummyDongs -- gummy candy shaped like a penis, with a real vibrator inside. The animation is mildly amusing, but the concept was pretty funny to me. If you hate Flash, just go to the home page (sounds like pr0n, but it's actually pretty tame compared to the Nob-scan link)
posted by briank on Apr 22, 2001 - 1 comment

Apple to release the vMac and dMac

Apple to release the vMac and dMac [from Fark], of course we all knew that the iBrator has been around for some time. Be sure to check out the movies if you haven't seen them before.
posted by plinth on Jul 24, 2000 - 0 comments

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