, thought dead for four months, has been surviving alone by living off of feral goats on a deserted island
Not the actress. She's still dead.
It's that time of year again, folks... don't forget to put in your vote
for the World's Ugliest Dog. [more inside]
has had two tours in Iraq," Jerome Lee said. "He's been through a lot, and we just want to get Lex home to our family
and let him have a happy life." It is the first time a working dog has been granted retirement to live with a handler's family. [more inside]
Poor, poor Wiley the dog. One Spring day, she got out of her yard and wandered aimlessly for a while. Wanting to help the lost animal find some direction, some vandals thoughtfully spray
her. Tragically, poor Wiley has since had to admit her painful secret to the world. She isn't literate
. Forced to admit her shameful problem, hopefully she'll get some help
Poor little Daisy Moshammer...
After a life of leisure, immortalized
on the arm of her famous, eccentric papa
, the little dog's troubles began on the tragic evening of January 13th in Grünwald. Alas, poor little Daisy was fast asleep in bed
when strange man
strangled her beloved fashion icon daddy
to death with a telephone cord. As he was a huge celebrity
in Germany, the country mourned
. "What will become of me without Daddy?"
Daisy whimpered. "I've been carried around so long, I don't even know how to walk anymore..."
When the will was read, Daddy proved he loved her!
But without him to carry her, Daisy's world began to spiral out of control. Suddenly wealthy and thrust into the spotlight alone
without her beloved big-haired father... how will she ever fill the void? Sex? Drugs? Are you kidding? Daddy would've much prefer shopping