Maybe it's not really news because no one was killed, but you'd think that more people would notice when a massive explosion
in suburban Boston totals 60 buildings
, knocks out windows for a half mile around, knocks people out of bed in the middle of the night, and registers on the Richter scale
30 miles away.
The Little Mermaid Explodes.
This is only the latest in a long series of indignities
suffered by Denmark's national symbol. Why are people so into this sort of thing