The Verge examine the reasons IT fanboys
fight their eternal war. [Plain text version] [more inside]
Hygiene. Flexibility. Safety
(SLYT) Another spoof on the Jobs presentation
, but with a real company, product and serious effort behind it. It's odd because it's super-real, injokey and the viral ambition is ambiguous. Moneyshot at 7m40s.
As a sidenote, would Apple be able to stomp on this if they wanted to? I mean, this is so tongue in cheek I can't really see the tongue.
So, Vanity Fair reports rumors that Live Free Or Die Hard
will be toned down to a PG-13 rating instead of a hard R. A writer for Aint It Cool News
responds with an extended rant about "the pansy-assing of the 4th DIE FLACCID movie
." End-of-the-world fanboy ranting continues in the TalkBacks for a couple days, when a Walter B shows up
claiming (indirectly) to be Bruce Willis
. Walter B trash-talks about the previous Die Hard sequels
, Michael Bay
, and Cybill Shepherd
. The admins are skeptical
. iChat FTW
! Just wait till the bloggers get ahold of this one!
Love the shows, beware the fans.
That seems to be the gist of fandom_wank. And because God knows lunacy isn't limited to fandom, on the seventh day, God created spinoffs. Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock.