A thermal image of a fart... is it science? Is it art? The TSA will do its part, to document each airport fart
Happy Friday (SLYT)
I guess this is the "grown-up" version of sticking playing cards in the spokes of your bike.
"Peter Molyneux has had a long and storied career. As the creator of Populous, Black & White, Fable, and the recent iPhone experiment Curiosity, he's been no stranger to ambitious concepts throughout his 30-year history in the industry. I had a chance to sit down with Peter at E3 this year, and picked his brain about three of the top fart apps on the app store
Farting and f-bombing on the Moon - Apollo 16. [SLYT]
Houston: "Okay John. We have a hot mike."
Commander John Young: "How long we had that?"
You: a man with incredibly bad gas. Location: A busy street. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Fart without the man next to you noticing
. Because scatological humor is timeless.
An international manhunt is under way seeking the man who expressed his displeasure
of Polish president Lech Kaczynski
by forcefully expelling intestinal gas. No word on whether he did another for the president's twin brother, nor whether he will attempt arson by lighting these farts on fire.
The Fart Heard Round the World. An extraordinary performer, who farted for his living for 20 years, Le Pétomane
(YouTube) was the highest paid stage artist of his time in 1897 France. He farted songs, impressions of people, the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and farm animals, among other things. The management of Moulin Rouge had to hire nurses to help members of the audience who passed out laughing so hard. He was pusued for many years by an obsessed doctor. Two movies were made about his life in English, the 1979 short film (33 minutes) of Le Pétomane
(Google video) and in 2005 Parti Avec Le Vent, which translates as Gone With the Wind
Flatulence free legumes
or, a more to the point headline.
Although I thought ABC news might be a bit more scientific in their phrasing. Nope.
has to take a back seat to art
. Mark Twain's contribution to the fart joke was '1601 Conversation As it was by the Social Fireside in the Time of the Tudors'
, a heart-warming tale of Elizabethan intrigue
and fart queens
I need one of these for my workplace
Pull my finger!
Sometimes the simplest things bring the greatest joy (to simpleton like me, anyway.) If somehow you get bored with that, you can play with this guy
, or just watch some nice clouds
. If you don't like any of these, then I am very, very sorry
Clear the air, not the room. "You no longer have to be embarrassed by the untimely passing of intestinal gas among your friends or family." The GasBGon Flatulence Filter Seat Cushion "...has been designed and tested to absorb the odor and sound of flatulence."
Buy one today for yourself, a loved one or a friend.
"Congratulations, you have created A Long, Swampy Wet Fart that was Barely Noticable. You can email your fart to a friend, or make a new fart. " Doesn't get any better than this.
Pass gas, go to jail.
Well, not really, but I had to find something to keep this idea going.