Auto-Tune the News #10
. The Auto-Tune folks come out with their next tune, and, like most of their ouevre
so far, darn if they don't make Congress sound catchy
. Sing about that turtle fence, Hoekstra baby!
posted by WCityMike
on Feb 23, 2010 -
Utah politics you don't know whether to laugh or cry.
From Paul Rolly's column in the Salt Lake Tribune
"The Republican state convention delegate was discussing with a prominent Utah GOP elected officeholder the issue of immigration when the delegate whined that a fence should be constructed to span the entire USA-Mexican border to keep out illegal immigrants.
"What happens when they climb the fence?" asked the politician.
"You electrify it," said the delegate. "Then they won't touch it."
"But what if they touch it? You would let them die?"
"It would be their choice," said the delegate.
"What about a mother with a baby strapped to her back? You would let the mother and the baby die?"
"It would be the mother's choice to kill that baby," said the delegate.
"Then you're in favor of abortion?" asked the officeholder.
posted by onegoodmove
on Apr 28, 2002 -