"Let your house be a meetinghouse for the sages and sit amid the dust of their feet and drink in the whiskey that comes out of their flip -flops with thirst."
posted by kosem on Apr 25, 2007 - 31 comments

Pocketshot. For when you really need to slug some rum on a long bike ride.
posted by pieoverdone on Jan 25, 2007 - 48 comments

Teddyport "Its discreet, its funky and now none of your friends will ever know you have a problem." Well, as long as they aren't observant enough to notice that you're ripping the head off of a stuffed bear and trying to drink from its neck...
posted by miss lynnster on Jan 5, 2005 - 22 comments