MetaFilter posts tagged with flatulence

That which we call a fart by any other name would smell as acrid

not_on_display — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:34:31 -0800

[NSFW, except in the can] The Barn Owl Fart - A familiarity with owl calls is helpful in identifying this fart. Almost any morning if you get up just before daybreak you can hear one of these birds talking to himself. It's a sort of a crazy laugh, particularly the way it ends. If you hear a fart that has about eight notes in it, ending on a couple of down notes, and it sounds maniacal, you have heard the rare Barn Owl Fart. A few fart jokes. Fart poetry. Fart etiquette: at the gym. Fun Fart Facts.

"What would appear to be a mere biological necessity creates a scandal"

kyleg — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:23:33 -0800

You: a man with incredibly bad gas. Location: A busy street. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Fart without the man next to you noticing. Because scatological humor is timeless.

TSA Warning -- Don't Fart in Flight!!!

ericb — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:00:52 -0800

Fark/Fart Filter: One Fart Is All It Takes to Land a Plane. The terrorists have won!

Do it for someone you love.

dances_with_sneetches — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:43:53 -0800

Flatulence free legumes or, a more to the point headline. Although I thought ABC news might be a bit more scientific in their phrasing. Nope.

Oh the Huge Manatees

ottereroticist — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 22:06:05 -0800

Listen to the Many Moods of the Manatee: annoyed, frightened, hungry, and flatulent.

British Food

indices — Sun, 20 Feb 2005 17:32:26 -0800

A nice spread of oft maligned British food left me wondering (after a tidy breakfast of bangers and mash) if Beano was an English creation -- flatulence and all that (watch out for the first mp3) -- but apparently it isn't: the inventor appears to be American. According to this author, Henri Cartier-Bresson termed Britain "the most exotic place in the world," and I think I agree. Probably this tastes fabulous if you're hungry... please make mine well-done.

LOTRRemix

srboisvert — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 06:48:31 -0800

Lord of Rings Flatulence Mashup. [NSF mature people] [wmv 53 seconds]

Joseph Pujol

dakotadusk — Mon, 21 Jun 2004 20:11:32 -0800

(FPA: First Post Alert) A century or so ago, there lived a French baker with a most prodigious talent. He was also one of the Moulin Rouge's most successful performers (sorry about that, Nicole Kidman). In 1974, Mel Brooks gave him a sly homage in Blazing Saddles that blew over the heads of most theatregoers. And now, sadly, his fame and talent has been mostly forgotten to the ages. His name was Joseph Pujol, aka Le Petomane ("The Fartiste"), and in opposition to today's world of increasingly strict decency standards (and promotion of the unmanly pimpf lifestyle), the legend of this bellowing* blowhard deserves to live on.

*Warning: Salaciously-questionable graphic at the top of this link's page - click on one of the latter three links if you are of a delicate constitution or in a workish environment.

Fart in a jar

trbrts — Thu, 18 Mar 2004 09:49:16 -0800

Fart in a jar. Don't worry there are a few varieties to choose from. Even Butternut Chicken. Will anyone buy these?

the tribe

crunchland — Sun, 27 Jul 2003 05:36:59 -0800

the tribe (Note: flash)

mosspink — Tue, 30 Jul 2002 09:09:47 -0800

Under-Ease: Say hello to flatulence filters—kinda like Brita technology for the other end.

Lanternjmk — Wed, 27 Mar 2002 12:21:35 -0800

Indian Scientists find cure for Flatulence I don't know.....this could be even more disturbing than cloning!

CrazyUncleJoe — Thu, 09 Mar 2000 19:24:09 -0800

Mr Methane is the world's only performing flatulist. His site is ... well, you just have to see his site.
[blame riothero, he made me remember this. ]