MetaFilter posts tagged with funny and amusing

“Can I give you a tour? It’s non-binding.”

ZachsMind — Fri, 23 May 2008 20:52:44 -0800

"This might be a weird request, but I just want to cuddle," Nevada Sagebrush columnist Jordan Butler decided to do something for his last column (before graduating college) that he hadn't done before. He decided to solicit a brothel. Here's the catch: he wasn't interested in paying for sex. He just wanted something to write about for his last column. The result is half after school special and half Twilight Zone episode, but it's all funny.

Please for you to clap hands and cheering for Mister Lick Poop!

ZachsMind — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:03:07 -0800

Mediocre Films consists of films which are... mediocre, hence the name. Night of the Zombie. Batty Bat-Bat. Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show. Granted, it's not LG15 but I think that's what I like about it most. These short subject films are made by some guy named Greg, with help from other people whom you may have never heard of before. Occasionally they also feature a guy named Adam whom you might recognize but you may not be able to recall from where. It's funny. Well. I liked it. My girlfriend didn't. She said they were mediocre; to which I said, "exactly!" Sheesh. Women.

Featuring Meatball Sub as itself.

Pretty_Generic — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 06:50:36 -0800

Peasant's Quest coming soon to theatres. A Lem Sportsinterviews Joint. [Macromedia Flash; largely injoke]

Outplay, outlast and what was that other one?

CunningLinguist — Tue, 18 Jan 2005 10:24:55 -0800

"Survivor" winner Richard Hatch didn't declare his million bucks to the IRS. He'll be arraigned Jan 24.

Confusing your heart with your dick

tapeguy — Sun, 12 Sep 2004 17:58:25 -0800

When you hold a moment of silence for 9/11, it's good to stand with your hand on your heart. But if you're the President, you reach for your crotch.

Make a pillow dance to the lovely music.

taz — Fri, 11 Jul 2003 07:56:15 -0800

So very silly: Make a pillow dance to the lovely music.

Wonder Woman gets married

CunningLinguist — Thu, 10 Jul 2003 09:30:11 -0800

Pledge allegiance as well as lifelong fealty at your wedding. Though some of us confirmed singletons might consider weddings to be about a loss of liberty, there are a lot of products out there "perfect for any bride who wants to make her wedding day a tribute to America."

A snail'shell

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:04:28 -0800

Saline Slug Labyrinth

Justizzle

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 06 Jun 2003 03:08:26 -0800

"Fo shizzle ma nizzle" versus Her Majesty's Justice.

Squirrelly wrath & cheesy cheesy creamy cheese

madamjujujive — Thu, 05 Jun 2003 23:09:10 -0800

5 More Minutes is one of the latest Neurotically Yours animated 'toons from Ill Will Press. Check out the whole twisted series of squirrelly tales, many are quite fun. (work alert: flash, squirrel profanity, and scantily-clad cartoon goth girl!)

ARGH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!

Pretty_Generic — Mon, 26 May 2003 19:49:57 -0800

160 million people watched the gloriously kitsch Eurovision Song Contest this year. The UK's entry [Real] scored an astonishing nul points (i.e. none of the other 25 countries thought the British song was in the top 10 competitors). The singers blame the country's worst ever result on sabotage. What do you think?

each one she passes goes RAAAAAUAUAGUAGAHAARGH

Pretty_Generic — Sun, 11 May 2003 10:14:56 -0800

You Cower From Kompressor Might

Like a dung fountain

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 11 Apr 2003 07:58:38 -0800

Hippo Girl [Flash], new from Joel Veitch's rathergood.com. A celebration of accepting whatever hand the universe deals you.

It's deep.

Pretty_Generic — Thu, 27 Mar 2003 10:20:20 -0800

You're all a bunch of x-Eating y Monkeys!

Girlzone Naughty Stuff

madamjujujive — Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:24:20 -0800

Tickling the ivories - uh-oh, bad girl post! This mpg video clip is just too darn fun not to share, but it is definitely nsfw, which is why I am posting it pre-Friday. But hear me, you will get fired if you open this at work! I mean it! just doing my bit to dispel the boyzone myth