is The Escapist Magazine's new weekly video feature. Those tedious cut scenes from video games like The Bouncer
and Dead Rising
are much more tolerable when they've been given the MST3K treatment.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny. A gathering of All Awesomeness, fighting to the death to see who is the greatest! Once you've watched the flash animation, grab the music
and listen to it over and over again.