I know what you're thinking. What could be better than a below-low-budget sci-fi/horror hypersexualized movie
based off of a musical, with a playwright who also decided to star in both stage and screen adaptations? Well, then, what if we up the ante! It's also a socially-conscious cyberpunk movie musical, written, directed, scored and costumed by people in 2008 who have decided that 1996 is as far as the future goes, thanks... so it's also a goth/raver socially conscious cyberpunk movie musical, complete with blue-streaked hair, muppet-fur and clunky vinyl boots! No? We need to aim higher to do better? Well, here comes the kicker, the one element that will immortalize this film: Starring Paris Hilton. Singing. In S&M gear. And a wig. Doing drugs.
Lo, I bring you REPO! The Genetic Opera! (The film.)
NSFW or self respect.
posted by Slap*Happy
on Sep 5, 2008 -
John thought he would be clever and use Paris in his campaign ad... Paris one-ups him with an even BETTER ad..(slyt) maybe NSFW if females in bathing suits are frowned upon..
posted by HuronBob
on Aug 6, 2008 -
Image of the Year.
From the article: "If you want to go shallow for an Image of the Year, you can't do better than Paris Hilton
, seen through the window of a Los Angeles sheriff's car, weeping as she's being hauled back to prison to complete a probation-violation sentence. But when you first notice the credit on that now infamous picture, there's a double take. The image came from the camera of Nick Ut
, whose picture of a little girl burned by napalm, naked and running directly toward the camera and into the conscience of the American people
, became perhaps the most powerful and influential vision of the Vietnam War. Not only was the Paris Hilton image taken by one of this country's most celebrated war photographers, it was taken June 8, 35 years to the day after the devastating image of 9-year-old Kim Phuc fleeing her bombed-out village. Let's put these two pictures up on the wall together for one last, end-of-the-year look, and see if something emerges."
posted by kittens for breakfast
on Dec 30, 2007 -
Amongst the many companies with offices in Manhattan is a multibillion-dollar French conglomerate
that handles "diversified commodities, energy, shipping, real estate, manufacturing, and communications." The owner, Gerard
, is one of the richest men in the world, and, at 75, his children and grandchildren stand to inheirit a tidy sum of perhaps half a billion each upon his passing. Unless you've been in a cave for a few decades, one of them has — given syndication, perhaps even daily — been making you laugh for a long, long time. A heiress and princess
who you first met live from New York
(where she met her husband), then a yuppie in a movie of Christmas indignities
, and finally in a small, barely aired show about, er, nothing
Julia, the multibillion-dollar heiress, Northwestern dropout, Emmy-winning
actress, and even a distant relative of Richard Dreyfuss
. And then compare her to a certain other celebrity heiress
posted by WCityMike
on May 2, 2007 -