Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, You May Be Very Liberal But Are You Gay Or Lesbian Enough?
And, if you're a sufficiently gay man (congratulations and all that
) what kind exactly
are you? And are you convincing
enough? Not because it's Friday or anything, but you might as well know before
you go out tonight, no?
Even Ocicats In Hats Do It!
How does this extraordinary woman know her cat is gay? Well: People ask me why I think my cat is gay, and it's really hard to explain in words. If you hang out with him at all, it becomes obvious. His effeminate, overdramatic affectations speak volumes. He will go from languid, swishy posturing to screaming hysterics for no apparent reason, and then will fall over in an apparent swoon.
If he is, he's certainly not alone
(predictably, even Guinean cocks-of-the-rocks
do it). Giraffes
are thought to be the gayest of all mammals but cheetahs
seem to run a close second.[Please scroll down a bit. Requires Real or QuickTime. First link via Andrewsullivan.com.