A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her. Ba-dum dum. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Ba-dum dum. A baby seal walks into a club. (pause) Ba-dum dum. How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES! Ba-dum dum. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" Ba-dum dum. Instant Rimshot. For all those times you need a big red Flash button that'll give you a well-timed rimshot. (Jokes courtesy of Ask Mefi.)
posted on May 12, 2008 - View this thread

Duelity - the beginning in two parts The Vancover Film School does a really cool visual retelling of creation. The 'biblical' version with a science edge. The 'evolution' version with a biblical edge. And you can watch them both at the same time!
posted on Dec 14, 2007 - View this thread

"A paper around her neck said she was Ida, but Ida said nothing at all." So tells the story of the saddest, unluckiest girl that ever lived.
posted on Sep 6, 2007 - View this thread

Icon War!! [flash site] via
posted on Jun 17, 2007 - View this thread

The Onion News Network. The Onion now comes in a tube.
posted on Mar 27, 2007 - View this thread

B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes (flash) on Scribd, a youtube for pdfs. For extra weirdness listen to the mp3 (the link is at the bottom of the pdf display).
posted on Mar 16, 2007 - View this thread

You: a man with incredibly bad gas. Location: A busy street. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Fart without the man next to you noticing. Because scatological humor is timeless.
posted on Feb 28, 2007 - View this thread

Flags of the world... with client comments. Oh, Canada :( flash video
posted on Dec 7, 2006 - View this thread

Which Way Adventure, a weird-ass choose-your-own-adventure-type "game" with several different endings and some manticores. A few scenes are not safe for work. The other game on the site, Hunter of Vampires, is completely different in that it's cute, it appears to have a point, and it has a gizmo to toggle the sound off. (Both in Flash.)
posted on Mar 12, 2006 - View this thread

Feeling frustrated at work? This little flash game lets you be Joe IT, avenger of the oppressed in offices everywhere. Best of all, you can't lose ... unless you actually try this at work.
posted on Feb 25, 2006 - View this thread

McDonald's: The Videogame. A scathing critique of lousy corporate and environmental practices, or an entertainingly complex little game about the fast food industry? A little from column A, a little from column B. Torch diseased cows with the flamethrower, corrupt politicians and environmentalists, plant genetically modified soy in what used to be the rain forests of South America, force your employees to smile all the livelong day, and try not to bankrupt the company. Be sure to read the tutorial first. (Flash.)
posted on Feb 10, 2006 - View this thread

I'm not your friend anymore. Let's go kamping. Or bungee jumping. -- A treasure trove of hilariously bizarre stop-motion Flash animations featuring little blue claymation dudes.
posted on Feb 5, 2006 - View this thread

A Case of the Crabs, and its sequel, The Goat in the Grey Fedora, are a couple of point-and-click black-and-white Flash games that parody the old Sam Spade-type noir films. You are Nick Bounty, private detective, and it's up to you to solve the mysteries of the counterfeit crabs and the miniature goat statue, respectively. Very, very jokey; guaranteed to induce eyerolling. Look at everything, talk to everyone, and pick up everything that's not nailed down. Hints are available, but they're crammed with jokes too.
posted on Jan 29, 2006 - View this thread

Not safe for work: Shoot Your Wad (warning: Flash, porno music, and John Holmes). "You are Johnny Wadd, the hottest private eye/cocksman in America. You need to distribute your own unique brand of justice by sharing some loving with your adoring female fans." Avoid trannies and skanks, and say no to drugs; power up with Spanish Fly.
posted on Dec 9, 2005 - View this thread

This Hipster Tee Shirt Generator seems to make some pretty marketable shirts. I got "My other car is a messenger bag." and "Control your taxman."
posted on Nov 3, 2005 - View this thread

“The Puberty Pals.” [Flash, NSFW] This teaser animation for the “upcoming” feature film, Puberty: The Movie was produced by The B-Squad and The Toilet, who brought you “Leave it to Bush,” and voiced by Amy Sedaris, of Strangers With Candy.
posted on Oct 6, 2005 - View this thread

First National Lampoon does a "parody" of the bumps on Cartoon Network's popular Adult Swim programming block. Then G4's Attack of the Show responded (and the editor of the Lampoon's site responds in the comments -- look for posts by JayPink), and then Adult Swim themselves did on Sunday (Flash re-creation of the aired bump). Main link NSFW/those with a sense of humor
posted on Aug 9, 2005 - View this thread

History of the Flame-broiled Burger! It's Flashy, it's Trashy, it's satirical, it's Fun-- it's The History Channel's Invention Pioneers of Note!
posted on Jul 6, 2005 - View this thread

michael jackson takes the stand!! (flash - rather suggestive)
posted on May 8, 2005 - View this thread

Buzzed Bunny -- XTreem! A Flash cartoon about the hip new look for Bugs Bunny. Warning -- contains lots of harsh language, mostly bleeped out.
posted on Mar 10, 2005 - View this thread

Bush Shoot Out! [note: flash, cartoon violence, animated blood]
posted on Mar 1, 2005 - View this thread

For everything else there is mastercard (NSFW, Flash)
posted on Jan 27, 2005 - View this thread

Mazaltov!!
posted on Dec 8, 2004 - View this thread

Friday scary-flash spook-a-thon: The Minister of Fear [via Kos]
posted on Jul 16, 2004 - View this thread

Nerd Gym (43 pages o' flash) is about 80% hackneyed obvious jokes, but there's some gems here and there. Which is dissapointing, because I don't get enough of the "Cleaning the Spitten Coffee off of the Monitor" workout. It also has very little to do with driving a tricycle drunk or throwing a javelin limpwristed against the Alpha Betas.
posted on Sep 4, 2003 - View this thread

Three short flash animations from the excellent satirical comedy Monkey Dust. Check out Internet (bottom right) and find out what really happens when you connect to the net.
posted on Aug 29, 2003 - View this thread

Are You Spy Enough? Put your skills to the test. [Via Bifurcated Rivets. Flash required.]
posted on Jun 7, 2003 - View this thread

5 More Minutes is one of the latest Neurotically Yours animated 'toons from Ill Will Press. Check out the whole twisted series of squirrelly tales, many are quite fun. (work alert: flash, squirrel profanity, and scantily-clad cartoon goth girl!)
posted on Jun 5, 2003 - View this thread

Here's a fine way to start a Thursday: pour a cup of joe, settle into your ergonomic chair, and enjoy 80s Ending, a funny little film by Douglas Jordan. Six minutes long, well worth the watch.
posted on Jun 5, 2003 - View this thread

Economists is a little bit of socio-political commentary that doubles as Friday Flash. More likely to generate chuckles than comments...
posted on May 23, 2003 - View this thread

RummyCo: Your full service Pentagon! Hey, its flash friday.
posted on Apr 11, 2003 - View this thread

Pull my finger! Sometimes the simplest things bring the greatest joy (to simpleton like me, anyway.) If somehow you get bored with that, you can play with this guy, or just watch some nice clouds. If you don't like any of these, then I am very, very sorry (Flash.)
posted on Apr 3, 2003 - View this thread

Windows RG (Really Good) - a new build for the demanding windows user, and an early christmas present for all mac users.
posted on Mar 28, 2003 - View this thread

Confessions of a Serial Dater... the absolutely positively true adventures of Dorelvis."Then he reneges on the wedding...I have already bought shoes."
posted on Jan 23, 2003 - View this thread

Metafilter, you are my friend. This made me laugh A LOT. Plus you can replace "metafilter" with your friends' names and win brownie points! (Requires Flash and if you're at work, turn the sound down...)
posted on Dec 13, 2002 - View this thread

we come in peace det! det! ...you'll be glad you did. flash
posted on Nov 11, 2002 - View this thread

Maritess Vs The SuperFriends (Flash)
posted on Aug 6, 2002 - View this thread

Behind The Typeface Presents: Cooper Black. The gripping saga of one typeface's trials and tribulations, following its path from the dizzying heights of stardom to the brink of self-destruction and back again. (Flash 5, approx. 3MB.)
posted on Jul 26, 2002 - View this thread

Hot Sex Tips And Sure-Fire Techniques For The Uncompromising Sexual Predator Of Today: An irresistible Flash-requiring entertainment for men and women alike, built around the eternal quest of how to turn on the opposite sex.[As in "The Rottweiller suddenly turned on its owner and savaged both his ankles", that is.]
posted on Jun 28, 2002 - View this thread

kittens plus funky latino mix - just leave the music running, im off for a coconut with a straw and an umbrella in it. Love fridays! via haddock.org
posted on May 10, 2002 - View this thread

Ghetto Airlines - they fly all over this bitch
posted on Apr 4, 2002 - View this thread

Kinda makes you forget about pong... (flash)
posted on Mar 15, 2002 - View this thread

Mean-spirited flash rock mockumentaries: Behind The Music That Sucks
posted on Jan 30, 2002 - View this thread

John Ashcroft, I'm Only Dancing --- What goes on behind closed doors in the Oval Office, late at night? The Taliban may be holding out, but they have yet to experience the cringe-inducing trauma of the President's disco dancing. They should fear for their lives. (Number one in e-mail in France, Italy and Portugal, right now. Oh, the excitement!) N.B. A "no comments" link in the old stylee, for entertainment purposes only. Be sure to click on all the left-hand side options, specially No.2. Flash or something probably required; no idea actually. ;-)
posted on Nov 5, 2001 - View this thread

Designdefenseministry All out war! A call to arms for those pixelpushers out there. Sick sense of humor (like the kabul coverage) combined with really great gfx. caution: bandwidth!
posted on Oct 30, 2001 - View this thread

Diplomacy

Short Shockwave piece. Kumbayah, my Lord, Kumbayah...
posted on Oct 10, 2001 - View this thread

Find the terrorist. If only things like this got forwarded as much as that Gordon Sinclair piece.
posted on Oct 4, 2001 - View this thread

About as creepy as an old copy of Creepy, but much funnier and much more crude. Flash stuff in the old Mad magazine vein. And best of all, no banner ads and largely non-commercial.

So why aren't their more original, non-arty, non-techno-ey, non-animal-abusing, non-commercial Flash things like this?
posted on Mar 20, 2001 - View this thread

Three mirrors of Billy Exorcist: a flash movie parody / combination of two giants of international cinema: http://dyh21.acad.cai.cam.ac.uk/billy/ | http://danhon.com/billy | http://plasticbag.org/billy. As produced by Sean Nadeau of Los Angeles.
posted on Feb 19, 2001 - View this thread

georgewbush2001.com. Flash animation strikes again. Thanks to caught In between via My Bong Runs Linux.
posted on Nov 24, 2000 - View this thread

To those who say our
Founding Fathers Couldn't get down with their bad selves...
Peep Washington, Jefferson and da rest of da boyz in an Independence Day Rap. Click on each founding father to let them throw down some phat lyrics too. (Flash required, yo!)
posted on Jun 25, 2000 - View this thread

Well, that didn't take long... Associated Press just dropped a "cease and desist" on the Elian-Wassup movie. Damn! The thought police are getting faster and faster these days.
posted on Apr 27, 2000 - View this thread