MetaFilter posts tagged with humor and flash

Seppukuties, putting the kyoot into ritual suicide

Ufez Jones — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:53:52 -0800

Aw look, another cute flash game. Help the sweet lil' doe-eyed bunnies, monkeys, and their friends get to the promised land after a big bad cigar-chomping human came and chopped down their forest. It's so sweet. Until you hit the shift button and Thumper slowly pulls out a knife and takes one for the team. Play SeppuKuties (flash). Kongregate version with badges here, for those that prefer it that way.

Web 2.0 Vaudeville

WCityMike — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:10:38 -0800

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her. Ba-dum dum. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Ba-dum dum. A baby seal walks into a club. (pause) Ba-dum dum. How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES! Ba-dum dum. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" Ba-dum dum. Instant Rimshot. For all those times you need a big red Flash button that'll give you a well-timed rimshot. (Jokes courtesy of Ask Mefi.)

Duelity - Creationism/evolution 2.0

filmgeek — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:07:10 -0800

Duelity - the beginning in two parts The Vancover Film School does a really cool visual retelling of creation. The 'biblical' version with a science edge. The 'evolution' version with a biblical edge. And you can watch them both at the same time!

Sugar and spice and nothing nice

ZachsMind — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:54:24 -0800

"A paper around her neck said she was Ida, but Ida said nothing at all." So tells the story of the saddest, unluckiest girl that ever lived. Don't forget to watch part two, after part one, of course. Children R Skary dot net is available in flash too, if you're so inclined. These children have been very naughty, but methinks Santa fears them. Katy Towell isn't sad or unlucky, but she's a very busy little girl. If you like her stuff more than I do, you can help. heh... i can't believe no one before me has posted this artist's incredible work to The Blue. I did searches and can't find her. Well, she's here, but you have to know where to look.. and I'll leave it at that. =)

Icon War!

psmealey — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:40:04 -0800

Icon War!! [flash site] via

The Onion News Network

srboisvert — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:26:00 -0800

The Onion News Network. The Onion now comes in a tube.

B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes

srboisvert — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:56:42 -0800

B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes (flash) on Scribd, a youtube for pdfs. For extra weirdness listen to the mp3 (the link is at the bottom of the pdf display).

"What would appear to be a mere biological necessity creates a scandal"

kyleg — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:23:33 -0800

You: a man with incredibly bad gas. Location: A busy street. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Fart without the man next to you noticing. Because scatological humor is timeless.

Flags of the world

boo_radley — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:07:37 -0800

Flags of the world... with client comments. Oh, Canada :( flash video

Which Way Adventure

Gator — Sun, 12 Mar 2006 21:22:32 -0800

Which Way Adventure, a weird-ass choose-your-own-adventure-type "game" with several different endings and some manticores. A few scenes are not safe for work. The other game on the site, Hunter of Vampires, is completely different in that it's cute, it appears to have a point, and it has a gizmo to toggle the sound off. (Both in Flash.)

You know you want to

pyramid termite — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 07:17:13 -0800

Feeling frustrated at work? This little flash game lets you be Joe IT, avenger of the oppressed in offices everywhere. Best of all, you can't lose ... unless you actually try this at work.

"Under every forest there is a lawn."

Gator — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:45:42 -0800

McDonald's: The Videogame. A scathing critique of lousy corporate and environmental practices, or an entertainingly complex little game about the fast food industry? A little from column A, a little from column B. Torch diseased cows with the flamethrower, corrupt politicians and environmentalists, plant genetically modified soy in what used to be the rain forests of South America, force your employees to smile all the livelong day, and try not to bankrupt the company. Be sure to read the tutorial first. (Flash.)

Klayworld

Gator — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 19:03:44 -0800

I'm not your friend anymore. Let's go kamping. Or bungee jumping. -- A treasure trove of hilariously bizarre stop-motion Flash animations featuring little blue claymation dudes.

The Punny Adventures of Nick Bounty

Gator — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 19:12:29 -0800

A Case of the Crabs, and its sequel, The Goat in the Grey Fedora, are a couple of point-and-click black-and-white Flash games that parody the old Sam Spade-type noir films. You are Nick Bounty, private detective, and it's up to you to solve the mysteries of the counterfeit crabs and the miniature goat statue, respectively. Very, very jokey; guaranteed to induce eyerolling. Look at everything, talk to everyone, and pick up everything that's not nailed down. Hints are available, but they're crammed with jokes too.

Shoot Your Wad

Gator — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:32:30 -0800

Not safe for work: Shoot Your Wad (warning: Flash, porno music, and John Holmes). "You are Johnny Wadd, the hottest private eye/cocksman in America. You need to distribute your own unique brand of justice by sharing some loving with your adoring female fans." Avoid trannies and skanks, and say no to drugs; power up with Spanish Fly.

Hipster Tee Shirt Generator

spigoat — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:52:57 -0800

This Hipster Tee Shirt Generator seems to make some pretty marketable shirts. I got "My other car is a messenger bag." and "Control your taxman."

What the heck is happening to my genitals?

ijoshua — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:23:46 -0800

“The Puberty Pals.” [Flash, NSFW] This teaser animation for the “upcoming” feature film, Puberty: The Movie was produced by The B-Squad and The Toilet, who brought you “Leave it to Bush,” and voiced by Amy Sedaris, of Strangers With Candy.

Media Flame-War!

Rev. Syung Myung Me — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 01:08:08 -0800

First National Lampoon does a "parody" of the bumps on Cartoon Network's popular Adult Swim programming block. Then G4's Attack of the Show responded (and the editor of the Lampoon's site responds in the comments -- look for posts by JayPink), and then Adult Swim themselves did on Sunday (Flash re-creation of the aired bump). Main link NSFW/those with a sense of humor

Invention Pioneers of Note

Devils Rancher — Wed, 06 Jul 2005 10:09:04 -0800

History of the Flame-broiled Burger! It's Flashy, it's Trashy, it's satirical, it's Fun-- it's The History Channel's Invention Pioneers of Note!

i never copped a feel

pyramid termite — Sun, 08 May 2005 17:16:19 -0800

michael jackson takes the stand!! (flash - rather suggestive)

A New Bunny

CrunchyFrog — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 14:29:41 -0800

Buzzed Bunny -- XTreem! A Flash cartoon about the hip new look for Bugs Bunny. Warning -- contains lots of harsh language, mostly bleeped out.

nice shootin' tex!

crunchland — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 10:48:45 -0800

Bush Shoot Out! [note: flash, cartoon violence, animated blood]

BJ don't cry no more.

aj100 — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 05:38:15 -0800

For everything else there is mastercard (NSFW, Flash)

Mazaltov!!

spicynuts — Wed, 08 Dec 2004 07:44:07 -0800

Mazaltov!!

I ain't scared

moonbird — Fri, 16 Jul 2004 08:52:21 -0800

Friday scary-flash spook-a-thon: The Minister of Fear [via Kos]