The very funny design/performance art work of Phil Jones
Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1
If you were watching late-night television in July 1998 you may have seen the half-hour informercial parody that the Beastie Boys produced to promote their upcoming album, Hello Nasty
. The ad features Mike D, MCA , and Ad-Rock taking on roles to shill everything from the services of phone psychics to get-rich-quick scams to a food processor that plays songs from the upcoming LP. (Warning: video auto-loads.) [more inside]
. Because sometimes a guitar bandit needs to be flattened. [slyt | via]
Somtimes a guy just wants a curiously asexual sprite to whimsicaly break the chains of his workaday world for an hour or so - cue the Manic Pixie Prostitute
A Logic Named Joe
is a short science-fiction story by Murray Leinster. Published in 1946, the story depicts data-mining, massively networked computers, search engines, privacy/censorship filters and internet porn. Read it here.
Greenboy: Prescription for Death
is a purported lost Dragnet episode made by writers from Mr Show and Mystery Science Theater. It uses technology first seen in Forest Gump to digitally add actors into the psychedelic "Blueboy"
episode of Dragnet 1967. The result is a hilarious story of bad cops chasing after Greenboy, the pusher of a dangerous strain of medical marijuana called Larry in the Sky with Diamonds. (NSFW due to language).
Sad Cat Diary
; Ze Frank provides narration to the misery that is the life of a house-cat. [slyt | previously | via]
Videogames Are Drugs
: Dorkly presents a few comics which compare videogames to their analogous drugs.
The greatest car commercial ever !!
Old Spock (Nimoy) and New Spock (Quinto) come together (and battle it out) in what is likely the best car commercial that you ever saw (or will see). Chock full of Star Trek references there's even a scene with Nimoy humming along to "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" . Awesomeness follows ...
Perhaps you've heard of Weird Twitter, the loosely-organized network of Twitter users
with origins in Something Awful's FYAD sub-forum.
But have you heard of FeedBuzz
, Weird Twitter's take on 'listicle'-hosting sites like BuzzFeed? In the listicle spirit, below are five FeedBuzz articles you won't want to miss. [more inside]
Did you know you can pay to have the obituary for a non-famous loved one put in the New York Times? The family of Antonia W. "Toni" Larroux of Bay St. Louis, Mississippi did.
"Waffle House lost a loyal customer on April 30, 2013. Antonia W. "Toni" Larroux died after a battle with multiple illnesses: lupus, rickets, scurvy, kidney disease and feline leukemia."
The obituary goes on to make fun of four generations of family (from her father to her grandchildren), the Hancock County Library Foundation and the clergyman presiding at her memorial service, closing with the statement that "Anyone wearing black will not be admitted to the memorial."via Miss Cellania of Neatorama
How to play chess properly
, as explained by the BBC
. Written and performed by John Luke Roberts. Directed by Steve Dawson.
Ship My Pants
is a fantastically entertaining short film about three friends fighting to the death using iconic props from movies. [via]
is an open-source extension for Firefox
, and Safari
that replaces all instances of "the cloud" with "my butt." Hilarity ensues
. (via stellar.io) [more inside]
is that magical blend between idiot and artist that really pushes all the buttons. Here
are his contributions to College Humor. [more inside]
The latest of Thomas Ridgewell's (aka TomSka
) animated short-humor videos has hit youtube: asdfmovie6
. (link in video to previous videos)
does stand-up comedy
, but also likes to sing, both as a part of her act
and just because she's good at it
. She garnered some attention for her impressions
on America's Got Talent (various videos abound) and does a mean Maria Bamford
Best known for their Honest Trailers [previously]
, Screen Junkies
also features a fantastically entertaining youtube feed where silly interviews, behind the scene movie footage, and strange reviews abound. [more inside]
for the SNES. (SLYT, sadly not a real game. via tor.com
About a year after her participation in the groundbreaking Comedy Central documentary series the Comedians of Comedy
, Maria Bamford
was on stage at the Friars Club in LA when a heckler began shouting at her. What happened after that isn’t entirely clear, other than Bamford had a breakdown, walked off stage, and disappeared. She was found three months later selling clock radios on the sidewalks of Detroit. A fellow homeless person, who was also a Comedy Central fan, recognized Bamford and eventually her parents were contacted. They brought her back home to Deluth, Minnesota and began to get her help. Maria decided to document her recovery in a series of short videos called The Maria Bamford Show
, which were first posted to the TBS networks' now abandoned Super Deluxe
Web site. [more inside]
IBM's supercomputer Watson (previously
) (and more previously
) best known for crushing puny humans on the game show Jeopardy
, recently began using profanity
after researchers - attempting to teach it more nuanced language styles - had Watson memorize the Urban Dictionary
. When the adolescent computer began responding to its progenitors' questions
with phrases like "that's bulls**t
" the irate programmers scrubbed its memory of the foul language. No word yet on whether the supercomputer has been grounded or not.
I found Banksy's notebook.
These ideas and sketches may one day grace the walls of your local bank, or the book section of your local Urban Outfitters, but until then, here’s a sneak preview:
! (also available here
): Abe Forsythe made the movie Computer Boy
when he was just 18. It's a 50 min. spoof of The Matrix that was filmed in less than two weeks at actual Matrix shooting locations in Australia and cost just over $2000 to make.*
It became a cult hit when it was released online in 2000 & was one of the first internet films to hit 500,000 views.* (wikipedia, imdb) [more inside]
GIF and circumstance:
A random and automated parody of #whatshouldwecallme-
style tumblrs (previously
) matching a random gif to a random recent tweet that contains the word "when." Potentially NSFW.
[via mefi projects
GameSpy's long-defunct Daily Victim was a daily first-person essay and illustration (by Dave "Fargo" Kosak, now of Blizzard Entertainment, and Michael "Gabe" Krahulik, then and still of Penny Arcade) which paid humorous tribute to the various individuals one meets online. Users would vote 1-5 on each one, and on the weekend, the top-voted Victim would get an additional essay and a properly colored and shaded image, often feeding into an ever-growing continuity. This website
presents an archive of the complete series, along with some explanatory articles, all long gone from Gamespy's website, and in so doing provides a glimpse into the internet culture of a decade ago. [more inside]
The subtitles aren't accurate, but that shouldn't stop your enjoyment of this Russian adaptation of 'The Hobbit'.
Tonight's Powerball lottery drawing
was for more than half a billion dollars, the 2nd largest in U.S. history
The Multi-state Lottery Association answers your frequently asked
and not so frequently asked questions
about the Powerball Lottery with a side of snark.
Find out if you won
the Powerball Jackpot.
- webcomic from MetaFilter's own cortex
Is his face always like that? It's like he washed it with a powdered doughnut. The Confused Notes of a Twilight Newbie Forced to Watch Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Juilliard Releases Banned Repertoire List.
"The vocal repertoire ban extends to the entire Bel Canto literature, all 24 Italian Songs and Arias, half of Schubert’s vocal output, and any Mozart aria containing a trill."
"I thought the matter over, and concluded I could do it. So I went down and bought a barrel of Pond's Extract
and a bicycle." "Taming The Bicycle
" by Mark Twain.