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This wasn't a slamma-lamma-ding-dong trip. Something was off.

"Grease delay," he said once more. "We should be back to full-throttle in a jiff, but there's a lot of grease paving the path to Flavortown."

The woman did not nod, but tilted her gaze ever so to the left to see the view herself. No marinara monsoon, no blitzkrieg of bacon. Nothing but awesome blossoms as far as the eye could see.
Tabitha Blankenbiller takes us on the Train to Flavortown. [h/t] [more inside]
posted by divined by radio on Jan 30, 2015 - 5 comments

That's not cricket! No, it's tennis. (SLYT)

The Australian Open takes an...innovative approach to tennis in this short video from Melbourne-based filmmaker Michael Shanks.
posted by Naberius on Jan 30, 2015 - 2 comments

How To Tell If You Are In A Soft Science Fiction Novel

Racism no longer exists now that all of humanity has banded together to speak English, vote democratically, adhere to 20th-century American social standards, and battle alien intruders in a thinly veiled metaphor for anti-immigration sentiment.
By Mallory Ortberg. [slthetoast]
posted by cthuljew on Jan 30, 2015 - 171 comments

© Potomac Avenue 2015

From the King of Clickbait to the "President" of Instagram to the Parody Twitter Illuminati...As The Washington Post says: "Everyone's stealing jokes online--Why doesn't anyone care?"
posted by Potomac Avenue on Jan 28, 2015 - 36 comments

Hey, Spirits. Y'all Look Creepy.

NFL Bad Lip Reading 2015. (2014, Etc.)
posted by Navelgazer on Jan 22, 2015 - 16 comments

It's enough to make you want to stop teaching kids poetry.

In which we discuss our most failed romantic gestures.
posted by Navelgazer on Jan 21, 2015 - 100 comments

Get the doll

Ten props more convincing than the fake baby in 'American Sniper'.
posted by Brandon Blatcher on Jan 21, 2015 - 109 comments

What doesn't kill me should have tried harder.

Tumblr site Tober Ziegly mashes up Tumblr comments with stills from The West Wing to great effect.
posted by Navelgazer on Jan 20, 2015 - 16 comments

I am the actual worst.

Let’s Get Drinks
posted by artsandsci on Jan 14, 2015 - 42 comments

"I was born at a very early age."

Gerard Hoffnung was best known for his artwork. Or was it his interviews? Maybe it was his public speaking, or perhaps the Hoffnung Music Festivals? He also played the tuba! [more inside]
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide on Jan 12, 2015 - 4 comments

"We're also thankful for Mississippi"

50 Americans Summarize Their Home State In One Perfectly Sarcastic Sentence [SLCB]
posted by Jacqueline on Dec 31, 2014 - 90 comments

So many questions to ask about it.

A revolutionary communications platform for the connected and powerful.
posted by Cash4Lead on Dec 23, 2014 - 41 comments

funniest webcomics: a subjective annual roundup

Pleated-Jeans lists the 50 funniest webcomics of 2014 (via Liz Climo) [more inside]
posted by flex on Dec 22, 2014 - 50 comments

Follow That Dog!

The adventures of Maya, an English bulldog with a flair for the dramatic.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero on Dec 22, 2014 - 7 comments

It's a great day for America, everybody!

Tonight Craig Ferguson will host The Late Late Show for the last time and wrap up with an interview with Jay Leno. If you can't stay up late enough to watch it live, you can stream it tomorrow (at least in the USA.) [more inside]
posted by pwb503 on Dec 19, 2014 - 36 comments

"Stephen Colbert": Great host? Or *the greatest* host?

Tonight! He's "a well-meaning, poorly informed, high-status idiot." An it-getter. A knight. A doctor (of fine arts). A Real American Hero. And after tonight, his arched eyebrow of justice will never again grace American television screens in quite the same way. "Stephen Colbert": a brief retrospective. Truthiness - The White House Correspondents' Dinner - Better Know a District - Formidable Opponent - Tek Jansen - Papa Bear - I Am America (And So Can You!) - Americone Dream - The ThreatDown - Late Night Fight! - Testifying to Congress - The Rally to Restore Sanity - Colbert Super PAC - Maurice Sendak - Wheat Thins - Lorna Colbert - Tolkien-off - Ask a Grown Man - The Decree. So much more inside. [more inside]
posted by Rhaomi on Dec 18, 2014 - 133 comments

The Office: Middle Earth

On this week's Saturday Night Live, writers decided to play to host Martin Freeman's strengths by combining two of his best known roles: Tim Canterbury from BBC's The Office and Bilbo Baggins of The Hobbit. The Office: Middle Earth. (Video may be restricted in your part of the world. Here's a YouTube link instead.)
posted by paleyellowwithorange on Dec 14, 2014 - 35 comments

"Reject – More holes than my grandad’s string vest!"

Shit My Reviewers Say (SLTumblr)
posted by capricorn on Dec 12, 2014 - 20 comments

Greetings from the South Pole

James O. Thach has an amazing array of life experiences, as proven through remarkable Amazon reviews. Here he is proving his conservative bona fides as he pronounces Ann Coulter's newest book "a steaming cauldron of truth"; waxing rhapsodic on cardamom, "nectar of the gods, breath of the immortals"; and researching penguins with only a Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush for company.
posted by shivohum on Dec 9, 2014 - 16 comments

JokeFilter

What's the one joke you always tell when someone says "Tell me a joke." (SLReddit)
posted by storybored on Dec 4, 2014 - 373 comments

I want to strangle each and every one of you with my hair ribbon.

Botticelli’s Venus Wants You to Go Away and other humor pieces by Kate Hahn
posted by The Whelk on Dec 2, 2014 - 8 comments

It's like a fantasy nobody would want to have.

Neil Gaiman reads bad Neil Gaiman stories (SLYT).
posted by Cash4Lead on Nov 30, 2014 - 13 comments

"Telomeres: keeping your cells alive since forever."

"Thanks to enzymes, humans are solar-powered." 24th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony & Lectures. [more inside]
posted by simulacra on Nov 28, 2014 - 17 comments

Thomas King wins Governor-General’s Award for fiction.

Thomas King wins Governor-General’s Award for fiction In February, King won the British Columbia’s National Award for Canadian Non-Fiction for The Inconvenient Indian: A Curious Account of Native People in North America. On Tuesday, he won the Governor-General’s Literary Award for Fiction for The Back of the Turtle, his first novel in 15 years. [more inside]
posted by Nevin on Nov 27, 2014 - 8 comments

I'll pass on the stew, thanks

Girls Poop, Too! (SLYT)
posted by ThePinkSuperhero on Nov 22, 2014 - 34 comments

Snip Snip goes the vasectomy

The Amazing True Story Of My Exploding Balls
posted by Brandon Blatcher on Nov 20, 2014 - 76 comments

Key and Peele - Aerobics Meltdown

Key & Peele's dark parody of the 1988 aerobic championship (previously)
posted by rebent on Nov 20, 2014 - 54 comments

VERSION 2.0: “New Testament” expansion pack. Adds Jesus features.

1.6 “Sodom and Gomorrah” N.S.F.W. glitch identified and removed. Bible now free of “Homosexuality” virus. . .
2.7 “Jesus AutoSave” feature. Restores Jesus to previously saved form three days after data loss. . .
6.9 Limited-edition Kanye West Messiah edition available. “Yeezus” features added. . .

"Bible System Updates" by Megan Amram for Shouts & Murmurs (The New Yorker)
posted by Atom Eyes on Nov 20, 2014 - 15 comments

How To Write A Shitty Young Adult Novel

"Books are dead. It's sad, but it's basically true. Sure, you can eke out a decent living if you dedicate yourself to your craft, spend years researching niche topics, and fleshing out the true human characteristics of your characters–that is, if you're extremely lucky and enormously talented. Or you could write a young adult novel."
posted by Jacqueline on Nov 20, 2014 - 126 comments

Nobody in history has ever listened to an entire episode front-to-back

This is what we know about A Prairie Home Companion
posted by brundlefly on Nov 19, 2014 - 346 comments

Pelvic sorcery of the finest kind

What if Guardians of the Galaxy, had included more dancing beyond that of baby Groot?
posted by Brandon Blatcher on Nov 19, 2014 - 35 comments

"I will not tolerate any rotten rockabillies in my employ."

Memos from Bear Cave. Inspired by the 1970s memos of perpeptually apoplectic Edward "Tiger Mike" Davis ("I am not fond of hippies, long-hairs, dope fiends, or alcoholics"), SomethingAwful writers created a series about the manliest CEO in the 1970s soup-manufacturing industry. While Tiger Mike is hard to top, the saga of JD Boruff, who swims in his own soup and monitors his employees' toilet flushes, takes on a strange and hilarious charm as its universe expands.

There are eighteen epistolary stories in the series to date, indexed below the fold. [more inside]
posted by rorgy on Nov 15, 2014 - 2 comments

HEY YOU GUYS

Transformers: Age of Extinction (10 Guaranteed Improvements)
posted by Sticherbeast on Nov 15, 2014 - 21 comments

the default parent

"Are you the default parent? If you have to think about it, you're not. You'd know. Trust me."
posted by flex on Nov 4, 2014 - 200 comments

What It’s Like To Be Stoned At The Grocery Store

What It’s Like To Be Stoned At The Grocery Store (Buzzfeed video)
posted by Nevin on Oct 22, 2014 - 71 comments

The author admits that he ought to know better

Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock. Hat tip to Kate Beaton's tumblr, where Nonsense Novels is also available as a pdf download from the NYRB, with an introduction by Daniel Handler. [more inside]
posted by Hypatia on Oct 19, 2014 - 10 comments

"A term that is somehow both loaded and meaningless."

The Washington City Paper has shared its delightfully-snarky extension of the AP Style Guide, detailing how the paper would like its writers to cover topics relating to the District of Columbia. For starters, don't follow the paper's eponymous mistake, and call it Washington.
posted by schmod on Oct 11, 2014 - 22 comments

Some say Ebola is the Milosevic of West Nile virus.

Teju Cole on Ebola media hysteria (SLNewYorkerHumor)
posted by matildaben on Oct 8, 2014 - 30 comments

Here is a picture of sexy ham!

The Best Text Reply Ever.
posted by Joe in Australia on Oct 2, 2014 - 54 comments

Spotlight on HAY

"Welcome to the inaugural issue of Dagger & Dill. If it’s local, we love it. If it’s handmade, we fetishize it. If it’s old, we worship it. If it’s baked in a wood-burning oven, painted on a salvaged farmhouse door, or hand-engraved on a pewter cup, we dig it." With step-by-step plans for the perfect fall dinner party. ("Three hours before: Write out name cards for each jam at the jam-tasting station. Roast the vegetables, roll out the crust, and assemble the pot pie lovingly in a heavy cast iron pan. It must be cast iron.")
posted by helpthebear on Oct 2, 2014 - 107 comments

Six Uncollected Stories by Saki

Six short stories by Edwardian humorist and short-form master H. H Munro (Saki) that do not appear in any yet-published collection of Saki’s “complete” short stories, taken from an appendix in A.J. Langguth’s A Life of H.H. Munro (1982).
posted by The Whelk on Sep 28, 2014 - 21 comments

GLENGARRY, BOB ROSS

"What am I painting? Fuck you, that’s what I’m painting."
posted by brundlefly on Sep 22, 2014 - 40 comments

The respected General continues to enact humble miracles

HEAVEN'S COUNTRYLAND: your 8-bit animated guide to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. (MLYT) [more inside]
posted by overeducated_alligator on Sep 11, 2014 - 7 comments

"No... No... No... N-wait... No..."

Weird Things About Couples (a cute series of videos): • Weird Things All Couples DoWeird Things Couples do in Public [outtakes]Weird Things All Couples Fight About.
posted by quin on Sep 10, 2014 - 135 comments

...in English, when someone is crazy, it's always in a food way?

Grub Street Diet asks various notable people to keep a food dairy for a week and then share it with the world. However, when they ask the "poet laureate of Twitter" (previously) author Patricia Lockwood to contribute, things so a little differently.
posted by The Whelk on Sep 6, 2014 - 24 comments

"Do you... do you like Tina Turner, Ted?"

The Fast Show summary from Wikipedia:
The Fast Show, known as Brilliant in the US, was a BBC comedy sketch show programme that ran from 1994 to 1997, with a special in 2000 and 2014. It was one of the most popular sketch shows of the 1990s in the UK. The show's central performers were Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Simon Day, Mark Williams, John Thomson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne. Other significant cast members included Paul Shearer, Rhys Thomas, Jeff Harding, Maria McErlane, Eryl Maynard, Colin McFarlane and Donna Ewin.

It was loosely structured and relied on character sketches, recurring running gags, and many catchphrases. Its fast-paced "blackout" style set it apart from traditional sketch series because of the number and relative brevity of its sketches; a typical half-hour TV sketch comedy of the period might have consisted of nine or ten major items, with contrived situations and extended setups, whereas the premiere episode of The Fast Show featured twenty-seven sketches in thirty minutes, with some items lasting less than ten seconds and none running longer than three minutes. Its innovative style and presentation influenced many later series such as Little Britain and The Catherine Tate Show.
[more inside]
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome on Aug 30, 2014 - 32 comments

Japanese slugger attempts to hit 186 mph fastball

Former Nippon Pro Baseball home-run king Takashi Yamasaki tries to hit a 186 mph (300 km/hour) fastball from a pitching machine. Skip to 3:29 for the fun part. (SLYT, Japanese)
posted by DirtyOldTown on Aug 29, 2014 - 56 comments

All of our favorite bands suck.

From AC/DC to Zappa, these are the “artists” who have ruined music.
posted by wmoskowi on Aug 28, 2014 - 179 comments

Being a comedian means knowing a lot of people who've committed suicide.

"My count is now up to five. Five of my friends and fellow comedians have taken their own life. It's shocking, but, sadly, not surprising. Non-comedians — or as we call them, 'civilians' — are always surprised. And I am always surprised they're so surprised. They have yet to realize the Two Big Things all comedians know." [may be triggering] [more inside]
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome on Aug 28, 2014 - 53 comments

“‘Only you can know how crappy that feels,’ Maya said, empathizing.”

The Academy, by Monica Seles. Yes, that Monica Seles has written a young adult romance series. Grantland writer Brian Phillips provides "62 scalding takeaways from The Academy, by M. Seles,1 Books 1 and 2."
posted by Tevin on Aug 28, 2014 - 59 comments

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