RED WORM TIME is begin.

Countess Elena — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:59:20 -0800

Congratulation! You have a fruit! A fruit is not ready currently. You must prepare a fruit. The color of a fruit is green. The color of a fruit to taste great and put inside your body is red.

[YES! A link to SomethingAwful "dot com." BUT.] With no particular designation or announcement that it was any different from the usual fare, SA's Zack Parsons published these pieces of a sinister, surprising, and delightful horror story over the past eight months or so. The Instruction Series' use of language and of its own internet format lead me to genuinely consider it, in its completed form, an example of the best of the web. (Best read in chronological order, as given)

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RED WORM TIME is begin.