So you are a hired assasassin, but what happens when it turns out the victim you are supposed to kill is a childhood friend and / or someone you fall in love with? Well obviouisly you fake-up evidence of your killing with the help of a machette under the armpit and lots
and lots of tomato ketchup...
posted by fearfulsymmetry
on Sep 24, 2011 -
38 comments
Have you ever looked at a goopy mess of ketchup and mustard and though, "I wish I could somehow pick this up with perfect precision and transfer it to some other surface?" Well,
now you can*!
[more inside]
posted by kmz
on Mar 27, 2011 -
76 comments
Got a lot of tomatoes? Looking for some thing different to DIY? How about
DIY ketchup? "Whether it's pickles or preserves, DIY food is all the rage. But when I told a group of food-loving friends that I was planning to make my own ketchup, their response was muted. First, there was an awkward pause. Then, one piped up with the question that everyone must have been thinking: Why? Ketchup, apparently, is an exception to the everything-is-better-if-you-make-it-yourself ethos. "
posted by Xurando
on Aug 11, 2010 -
61 comments
China’s wild west Considered journalism on the historical and political background to the recent inter-ethnic violence in Xinjiang.
posted by Abiezer
on Aug 12, 2009 -
9 comments
Learn the ketchup lesson CEOs... A London secretary turned the tables on a tightarse boss by humiliating him in front of his
peers. Everyone has a laugh but is this guy just a scrooge or a workplace
psychopath. It may seem like a big jump but a lack of empathy, narcissism, no grip on reality sounds like he's a little out of it to me. Why else would you send a demand like that to your secretary?
posted by ClanvidHorse
on Jun 20, 2005 -
50 comments
Heinz makes green ketchup. Green ketchup? According to a Heinz representative, "
Green is going to be a shocker for a lot of adults, but kids don't have those hangups". The article also says, "
company executives are hoping its unexpected colour and plastic bottle - which squirts a stream so thin kids can draw with it - will attract fans."
I see a few problems here (after the novelty wears off):
1) It's supposed to be the color of spinach - I know a few kids who would have a problem with anything spinach-colored.
2) If kids are meant to use it to squirt and draw things, parents will have a little something to say about that.
So, what's next,
blue salsa?
Pink mustard?
Green mayo?
posted by JISH
on Jul 10, 2000 -
7 comments
