There is such infinite dirty pleasure in burning a righteous kook. An introduction to the sometimes violent phenomenon of surfer localism and the strict enforcement of surf etiquette. A Tragicomedy of the Surfers' Commons?
posted by eddydamascene on Apr 25, 2010 - 49 comments

He lives somewhere in LA, looks like Michael Jackson and Barack Obama, loves rap, chess, nachos, movies and pizza, has some comic books to sell, and wants to meet white, Asian and Latina Ladies with big butts to give him money, be his sex slaves, or just help him with Things. Performance art project or genuine kook?
posted by acb on Jul 16, 2009 - 44 comments

Today's Music Tomorrow. "For the Finest "Cutting Edge" of Sound Transcendence Technology with Deluxe Dynamic Psychedelic Engineering for full phase Alpha States of Ultra Conscious Realization Imagery, in practical down to earth realistic simplistic easy to percptualize [sic] musical terms." And of course: "...born with a genius level I.Q., Vegetarian Vegan..., Astrologer, Artist, Writer, Health Expert, Hetero..." In particular check out the mp3s of the drum tracks. (Though maybe that U2 song does sound a little better.)
posted by TiredStarling on Jan 19, 2005 - 8 comments

Why there are no three-legged animals. A wise person drinks cherry coke not blood of animals. Before there was the time-cube guy, but after there was Archimedes Plutonium, were George Hammond (author of the Scientific Proof of God) and Kurt Stocklmeir (physicist and scholar of slime and lizard bottoms, among many other subjects).
posted by kenko on Jun 16, 2004 - 14 comments

Have you seen the Kooks Museum yet?
posted by redhead on Sep 17, 2001 - 1 comment