A wise Mefite once said "I cannot fathom the stress of multiple spouses
," and I'm sure it only gets more
stressful if your loved ones don't know about each other. As Valentines Day approaches, let us take a moment to ponder the difficulties
that two-timing scumbags of either gender will have trying to please everyone at once, on this holiday that was created by a greeting card company, yet ultimately benefits private detectives more than any other holiday of the year.
posted by jonson
on Feb 11, 2006 -