Dog and cat washing machine (SLYT)
Are you using the full potential of your dog? Dog-powered cars, then and now. Dog-powered scooters, bikes, and skateboards (previously). Churn butter. Drive sewing machines. Turn roasting spits. Power your home or vehicle with dog poop biofuel. Pull a cart with your dog. Ride your dog. Monkey riding a dog.
Jerry the Dachshund + Ball Machine = Quality Entertainment SLYT. That is all.