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And when they finally did…they went straight to the vibrator.

Liver — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:19:11 -0800

Too Lazy to Masturbate. One blogger's ranty critique of another blogger's snarky review of a new book entitiled "Thanks for Coming: One Young Woman’s Quest for an Orgasm". Silkstone castigates both Kelly and Altman's implicit assumption that women are unable to achieve orgasm without the use of a vibrator: "It’s not that these women stayed virgins, or even that they tried to make themselves come but couldn’t. It’s that they didn’t even fucking try until their late 20’s! And when they finally did…they went straight to the vibrator."

What a bunch of wankers

LondonYank — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:17:34 -0800

Masturbate-a-thon 2006 will be the first event featured on UK Channel 4's "wank week", and will involve hundreds of Londoners gathering in a hall to have a televised toss-off. Participants will be fapping away in hopes of garnering prizes for number of orgasms and endurance - the current record stands at over eight hours of continuous onanism. In other news, kittens everywhere are getting their affairs in order.

Business World Survival Guide

dios — Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:22:41 -0800

The professional world is rough, so here are some things to help navigate it: To get ahead, the How to Guide on Kissing Ass. Elevator Etiquette. The (should be common sense) guide to Corporate Crapper Etiquette. (See also, previous thread on the International Center for Bathroom Etiquette.) Or if you work in more rustic environs, there is also Port-a-Potty Etiquette. The ever-important How to Masturbate at Work (among other places) Guide. 'Tis the season, so here is some Office Christmas Party Etiquette (Please be aware of the Office Christmas Party Sex Warning).

riley370 — Sat, 07 Apr 2001 16:04:12 -0800

National Masturbate-a-thon Come for a cause! Have friends and strangers sponsor you per minute of self-pleasuring. Pick up a Sponsorship Form today!