Because it's Fall, f*ckfaces. Realizing that McSweeney's is disfavored on MeFi, and that many will have seen this before, I offer this nonetheless. Because it's that time of the year, and goddamit, it's funny.
THE ELEMENTS OF SPAM (single link McSweeney's post)
Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond. start anywhere.
Lost Disney Memo Found. McSweeney's posts a posthumously uncovered memo from the Disney board to Walt regarding his initial plans for a radically different "Disney-Land."
On the implausibility of the Death Star's Trash Compactor. [From McSweeney's]