Last weekend a judge in Tennessee changed a baby's name from Messiah to Martin
. Following this, Dahlia Lithwick looked into
what level governments restrict baby names around the world and the U.S.
SLYT: Awesome Silent Monks singing the Halleluia chorus!
Did this really not make it here yet? Totally awesome, but delete with prejudice if it's lame or a double. If not, Happy Holidays to everyone!
For many, this time of year brings to mind George Frideric Handel's
- a three part oratorio for orchestra, chorus and soloists. For many
, the holiday
season has not begun until the local Messiah Sing-Along. (Need a score to sing along?
It's always a good idea to check the Choral Public Domain Library! And before you go, make sure you're ready with a handy - and hilarious - quiz!
) But the Messiah narrative has much less to do with that omnipresent, tacit, eponymous character and much more to do with the shared and often painful condition of the human family and our attempts to understand and commune with the universe. Director Claus Guth has staged the oratorio using a setting that mirrors that experience: a funeral. [Clips of that performance within.] [more inside]
Is Barack Obama the Messiah?
After all, it may explain the logo
. Maybe he's just a light-worker
, "who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet." This could just be all hootenany from the press
, like Chris Matthews
, who called BO the "New Testament." But, as always, there are unbelievers
"Geordie messiah to return - Kevin Keegan is returning to Newcastle United as manager".
Thus read the official statement issued by Newcastle United
heralding the improbable return of Kevin Keegan
to be manager of the club, the perennial under achievers in English football. [more inside]
Keep calm and lie down on the floor
The John Dillinger Died for You Society
has been commemorating
the death of Public Enemy #1 every July 22 (last July Pope Michael Flores
Their major spiritual teaching comes from the eminently quotable St. John Dillinger the Martyr who said: “Lie down on the floor and keep calm” during his bank robberies.
(Considering his other quotes, it’s ironic
that he was canonized)
You can join
just for the hell of it.
Maybe check out a scrapbook
of his greatest (ahem) hits.
If you’re in Indiana some time you can check out his grave
And of course there’s Dillinger’s women
(and everyone’s got a myspace
But was he a hero for burning mortgages or a villian for robbing banks? Really, does it matter?
Bush = Christ?! William Smatt
is under the impression that Dubya is the returned Messiah. More here.
On behalf of all Christians everywhere, I'm going to go vomit now.
"They have declared to all Heaven and Earth that Reverend Sun Myung Moon is none other than humanity's Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent. This resolution has been announced
on every corner of the globe." That includes the corner housed by the Dirksen Senate Office Building, where your tax dollars kept the lights on for Moon's coronation as King of Peace.
Bow to your new leader, Americans! (via two doors down
The Photon Belt
....along with Maitreya
& the greatest sign
& 36ft tall humans
....all make for some far-out Friday frolicking.
The Moon Also Rises.
Or how about: Ask Not For Whom the Moon Rises...
Both Karl Marx and Mohammed agree, he da' man..err...True Parent! He's serious but I'm laughing. Please God, make him stop!! Falwell and the right wingers actually suck up to this guy!
A Refreshing Change of Pace for everyone with an opinion about Isreal/Palestine. The Middle East Conflict - Has it Been Engineered by Extremist Rightwing Christians and Zionists Hoping to "Force" the "Rapture"?
Sounds crazy, looks crazy...but the suggestions are not made on the basis of paranoia alone, unfortunately. The fact that the Americans involved are very religious (and Isreal being the location of a few scheduled divine appearances) is an obviously important but consistantly avoided side of this pile of conflict. So how crazy is this article? Isn't it just a bit naïve to think this is just a big property argument with some jewish/muslim tension thrown in? Hey, as long as we can't decide whether Arafat or Sharon is worse than the other, we may as well discuss something else in the meantime...or discuss something totally unrelated
in this thread, for a refreshing change of pace
(From the reputable, extensive and fascinating news website, unknownnews.net)
Elvis: a sign of the coming of the Messianic Age?
Yup, Elvis Memphimus Rex Rocandrollus. He has his own shrine in Jerusalem
. And now Schmelvis
resurrects the King. (Not to be confused with Schelvis
, though, a tasty treat of a different order).