As George Carlin once said, "it is an infinitely more interesting news story for a team to repeatedly fail at the highest level than it is for them to finally win."
After ten years and over 1,500 episodes, last night's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (the US version) featured its very first Top Prize Loser
. Ken Basin, of Los Angeles, incorrectly guessed that LBJ
prefered Yoo-Hoo over Fresca, and walked away with $25,000 instead of $1,000,000. [more inside]
Cognitive Neuroscience Vs Who wants to be a millionaire?
"Researchers in my department, Cognitive and Neural Systems (CNS), seek to understand the brain's mechanisms, including three cognitive systems that happen to be essential for a profitable performance on Millionaire: learning, memory, and decision-making."
? If you did, then it's New Years Day and you're sitting in your chair
watching a little TV
while listening to a little music
Revenge of the Third World Virgins!
If you were worth $600 million by age 40, how would you spend the rest of your life? For Larry Hillblom, the "H" in DHL
, the plan wassimple: move to the tax haven
of Saipan, fly restored WWII seaplanes, restore colonial-era resorts
in Vietnam, and -- of course -- bed as many teenaged virgins as possible. When the apparently unmarried and childless Hillblom died in 1995, after the seaplane he was piloting crashed into the South Pacific, his will left nearly his entire fortune to establish a foundation for medical research
at UCLA (in gratitude for their treatment of him after an earlier plane crash). But claims on his estate
were almost immediately made by several of Larry's virgins, who claimed to have borne children by him. Thus began a bitter court battle for Larry's millions, which resulted in four previously penniless
children winning $90 million each after DNA testing
proved his paternity. The money may be a mixed blessing
for his kids
, but considering that Larry almost certainly knew that he could have disinherited them with a few words
, he probably wanted it that way.
*cough* Googol *cough*
Transcript of the never broadcast edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire in which an army major allegedly cheats his way to a million. Is this another quiz show scandal
or simply a tickly cough?
Man Awarded $6.5 Million After Penis Gets Amputated
This is pretty wacked. At least we have a new millionaire in Cleveland.
What goes up, must come down.
After it's meteoric rise in the ratings, WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE's future is looking bleak. This comes after news that a British Millionaire contestant accused of cheating
. <coff, coff!> Do you think maybe it was just all too crass in the post 9/11 world?
More bad news about Fox's multimillionaire.
Now the smoking gun
says he was abusive to a past fiancee. i'm willing to bet someone in the research department is sweating today.
FoxTV has reached a new all-time low. I couldn't find an official site, but here's the listing
over at tvgrid.com
. "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire" is an upcoming special where a single guy will pick from one of 50 women, and get legally married by the end of the program. This one is pathetic all around; for the freak going on TV to pick his wife in a matter of 2 hours, the 50 women lining up to marry a man for his money, and for Fox pulling such a lame ratings stunt.
I admit it, I want to be a millionaire.
Not enough to spend an hour with Regis Philbin
, but if I could earn the million while living out all of my childhood castaway fantasies
, I'd be there in a heartbeat.