Staking out the high moral ground, a bill would punish those wearing low-riding jeans.
It seems that Representative Derrick D. T. Shepherd
of Louisiana, a Democrat no less, wants to outlaw low slung pants. Plumbers beware, and stock up on Butt-Crack Caulk
! Really, don't they have anything better to legislate besides fashion or holidays
A crackdown in Texas.
America - land of the free. And to guarantee that freedom, everyone has to be constantly watchful. Like the photo store clerk from Eckerd
who dutifully reported a Peruvian-born couple's lewd shots of their infants to the Richardson (Dallas/Texas suburbs) police. The photos showed the parents' two infants bathing naked, lying together in bed with their mother (again naked) and the 1-year-old Rodrigo suckling his mother's (naked) breast. So the couple was arrested -- the maximum prison sentence for the crime in question being 20 years -- and the children taken away. (verbatim k5
A bill is currently being pushed through Congress that will give health care providers, including those that are federally funded, the right to refuse to perform abortions or administer contraceptive medication for personal moral reasons
. Next week: firefighters allowed to let houses burn down because they hate the color of the curtains.
Damn Supreme Court.
Just when you thought this was a free country, now they're telling strippers to keep their G-strings on.